By banana2894 - United States - Eugene
Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML
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  folfg0  |  12

Stare back... Then make the fap face and hand motions. Trust me, she won't state for much longer.

Rule #1 on how to not be creeped. Out creep the creeper. >:D

  AussieChild  |  22

Number 2- not all people who overweight, are overweight by choice. Some have different illness that makes them gain weight and very hard to lose.
And yeah, excess hair may be "gross" but again, it is in no way her fault. She obviously inherited those genes, or again as a symptom of an illness. At least she's trying to make an effort with her appearance.
Rant over.

  paddy4169  |  5

Well I'd just like to say, even with the discovery of the fat gene etc etc. back in the day, regardless of whether not you had the gene, or an illness, people were skinny. People keep playing it off as we can't help the way we look, yes that's true for body features, but body structure such as excess weight, the yes you bloody hell can help the way you look. I'll be damned before I believe that 52% of Australians have some illness which makes you fat. Same with population of America, if 100 or so million people have this illness or hormonal problem, you can pluck my stash hairs and feed them to me. End of the day, regular exercise and diet will drop the weight. So please everyone face the reality, people are choosing unhealthy life styles and eating habits, sure the gene makes it harder, but I'm sure a gene in your body is not able to dictate what you eat.

  TheIchiban  |  11

I agree with the life style bit, but not the all people used to be skinny once upon a time. Have you noticed how chunky people were portrayed in many paintings centuries ago? The majority were probably rich royalty, but not all of them were thin.

  AussieChild  |  22

108- I never said that ALL overweight people had a medical problem, but some do have a legitimate reason. Weight gain can be a symptom of another illness, not the cause. Obviously, that's only a small percentage, but my point was that OP and others shouldn't be judging people when they don't know the circumstances surrounding

  fishface517  |  10

Chuckle and move on.. Reminds me when I saw some guy break some sort of flexible material while shoving it in his van... I was too far to see what- but I was close enough to see the "my wife is gonna kill me look" haha good times :)


You should be flattered. Most people would want to keep their plucking private. She let you share in her mustache plucking. You share an unbreakable bond with her now. Lucky you.

By  mrnuleef  |  7

In her head, she must've been singing "i hope that you're the one, if not, you are the prototype! We'll tiptoe to the sun, and do things, i know you like, i think i'm in looooooove again!"

For those that dont know the song

Andre3000-prototype. Listen to it!

By  pcentral  |  17

At least it was her moustache she was plucking. I mean, considering some of the other nastier alternatives...

*throws up a little in my mouth at that thought*