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By jai90 - 03/02/2014 21:16 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

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By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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You deserved it 4 583

By papersofdivorce - 31/01/2013 17:08 - Peru - Lima

Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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You deserved it 8 000

By brokedick - 12/12/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML

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You deserved it 4 089

By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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You deserved it 36 673

By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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You deserved it 48 670

My eyes!

By ConcerneddSapphic - 21/05/2022 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my 73 year-old grandfather asked me to help him search up something on his PC. As soon as I typed in the first letters, one of his previous searches popped up, that being, "Lesbian porn." I still feel not so great about seeing that, and the fact that I myself am a lesbian and he knows that isn't helping much. FML

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You deserved it 351

Deflexion

By Rach - 07/04/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I grabbed my husband’s phone to call my mom. The first thing I see is Google with searches like, “Hot young Latina singles dating” and a PornHub tab that had a “Petite Latina Teen” search. I’m white. When I asked my husband about it, he said his “buddy” hacked his internet, then angrily asked why I went through his phone. FML

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You deserved it 323

SundayNightSix 23

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:10

Hey, even poltergeists have problems.

NinjaFood 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed

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NinjaFood 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:07

Creepy... Get your locks and your password changed

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:47

No need, in her drunken stupor she thought her manhood had disappeared.

Robbieisadowg 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:25

Oh god, I do this to all my friends. I'm really immature.

iiMichy 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 6:16

If there's no password on the wifi it could be someone else who is on the wifi. Everything I search on my phone goes to my computer, if I search something on my phones google it'll be on the computers recently searched.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 4 February 2014 10:01

72 that is because you are signed in to your Gmail account on both your pc and phone, or Firefox on both. It links them unless you set it otherwise. Other people on your wifi cannot end up in your search history unless they remotely connect to your pc, and if OP has remote connections turned off then that wouldn't happen. Someone may have searched on her phone if it was linked, or someone used their laptop. Either way it's weird.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:27

A likely scenario: she let someone borrow her phone, and that person Googled those things, and they showed up in her search history at home because her Google account is linked to everything. Otherwise, hide yo' kids ... you know the deal.

SundayNightSix 23

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:10

Hey, even poltergeists have problems.

killinpoptarts 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:21

Casper is getting older

cathrope 10

Tuesday 4 February 2014 2:29

#2 I was thinking ghosts as well :)

joannedeniseTM 7

Wednesday 5 February 2014 6:58

I don't know why I keep laughing so hard at this comment lol

Thatgirl299 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 9:20

Oh wow

JazzHandsFML 28

Friday 17 April 2015 17:22

laughing hard about how a ghost can't get hard

gavocado 8

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:11

I would get an alarm system, and maybe hidden cameras but it could be a virus controlling your computer from somewhere else?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 4 February 2014 3:39

As funny as that would be, what for?

184886837272837 32

Tuesday 4 February 2014 5:40

#53 probably just to freak her out. As many hackers would say, "for the lulz"

chocolatefrog28 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 1:11

I've heard of sleep walking, but cross gender sleep searching is definitely a new one.

RageWolf16 31

Friday 25 September 2015 6:45

That would explain why the search was for erectile dysfunction in particular. The male persona would be confused as to why his "penis" wasn't working.