Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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indistructo
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you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend
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indistructo
| 3
you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
Your girlfriend is funny. So funny I would say punny
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blackheart24
| 10
Bahahaha that's fuckin hilarious. I love this joke.
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LexiMariee16
| 0
I love your girlfriend OP!! YDI for acting like a dick in the first place, just be glad she didn't dump your butt!
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Futacy
| 29
was it a used condom?
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mstangchck
| 9
Awesome!
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soccerguy2
| 11
Wear it to dinner with her parents when you do.
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xoconnie
| 8
wellllll, what can i say... stop acting like a dick fool! come on. and thats really funny lol
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jonan1212
| 5
You should be glad it fits you.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
5- Do you even know he meaning of the word punny? I really doubt you do......
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DrDilllonReese
| 12
She made a play on the word dick by using both of it's meanings. A pun... Never question me again.
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amoscore
| 5
I just saw this condom thing on twitter today.
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Naitsi
| 19
so true :P
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hcarp3812
| 0
What does OP mean? Just curious, & it's bothering me.
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cr3ativity
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Original poster
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purplishzebraz
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Well she has a point
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markrs
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Hahahahaa, your girlfriend is punny!
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SirObvious
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If you acted like a bitch would you dress as her? Jk
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baconftw
| 9
Your girlfriend is very creative :D
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crimsonlover4
| 31
At least she left it unused?
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Its hard to use a condom as a girl when you're alone. Except when you have fruits at your disposal... Another great business opportunity.
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TeamSynergy
| 1
She was implying that it was a goos thing his girlfriend did not cheat on him.
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TeamSynergy
| 1
good*
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a7xmetal47
| 0
He never see it was unused
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nlm92
| 15
178 if it was used in pretty sure that would be in the fml too.
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BigBacker
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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LaughinStock
| 16
I highly doubt she is going to have sex with him, unless she's a real dumbass.
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BigBacker
| 0
I was being facetious...
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ikickgingers
| 15
If you need to explain you were being facetious - you aren't doing it right.
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lex1459
| 38
You sound like the biggest dick of all.
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devonisthebest
| 7
Really
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend
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kings1fan
| 6
they actually make condom costumes haha
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mnmolino
| 14
At least she buys condoms
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jorrrk
| 0
Agreed cause all we need is another dick head on this planet
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metallicshadow
| 16
sorry, but you just got owned
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thebransan
| 0
Wear it proud
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joee182
| 3
she coulda been more creative instead of using some lame joke ha
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clw1740
| 0
How is that not creative? Its quite humorous
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purplishzebraz
| 0
What is more creative than that
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punchline_fml
| 5
You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.
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joee182
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14:its just me ive heard it before its one of those jokes you laugh at the first time you hear it then after its not funny but thats just me
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onecrazybitch
| 0
You could've been more creative instead of writing some lame comment.
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Yanaa_fml
| 0
Well it's not creative, since she didn't come up with it on her own. I saw this on tumblr last month.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Yes--because nobody reuses phrases they have seen before.
Ahhahahaghddjisiii jajsjsjs. uehhfj Diegojdjbd disks sjsjsjsi sjsjsjsi shauaijendndj.
^^ I made that up. It's short in ikickgingers for stfu.
Ahhahahaghddjisiii jajsjsjs. uehhfj Diegojdjbd disks sjsjsjsi sjsjsjsi shauaijendndj.
^^ I made that up. It's short in ikickgingers for stfu.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
#10 Well, it's still more creative than what you wrote on your profile...
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awesomeamandas
| 37
84, how do you know she didn't actually think of this on her own? I say things all the time that I've never heard or read anywhere then come across the same thing at a later time.
just because YOU saw it on tumblr doesn't mean she did.
just because YOU saw it on tumblr doesn't mean she did.
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taytoc
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That must Rly hurt u on the inside. Just letting u know u deserve it dick
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Fruit_Dealer
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Because you know OP.. Please hibernate until the next full moon.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Really Loves Yoda?
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coletrain11
| 5
Taytoc, you're dumb.