By niccy - 09/09/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 504
You deserved it 10 451

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Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

so go get a gym membership

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so go get a gym membership

mshooter 0

SChew I respect your opinion but I humbly disagree without telling you why.

will you tell ME why?? =)

SmallTownCutie 0

That's when you say, "And maybe YOU should take your head out of your ass and look at yourself. Your not so easy on the eyes either dear." That's what I wouldve said(:

FFML_314 11

You're fat, OC.

KingDingALing 9

OP- I'll go to the gym with you, if you want. :D

KingDingALing 9

In addition to my last comment, OP, if you're hot, then we can sexercise ;)

DarkHelmet 10

well take the hint then

fat chicks walking around naked with the lights on and no drapes are funny. I'd video it and post it to fatchicktube or something, lol.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

32 how would you even know it's neccessisarily correct of OPs bitch neighbor to try to call her fat... you ever heard of jealous bitches?!

skyyy_fml 0

obvious by seeing her picture?:}

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

yea but 22 you're pretty hot so its different, and most people have a choice ovr there bodies and those who can't you can tell

Jojo08_fml 0

#22 win!!

ydi for leaving yourself that exposed

Who needs a gym membership when you already have a perfectly good bed capable of enduring all the working out you'll ever need?

FFML_314 11

I like enjoy this comment. I think I may just claim it as my own. OP all you need is a water bed and a willing participant. HAPPY HUNTING!

FFML_314 11

I have no idea why I said "like enjoy" I can't pick either or, so you choose!

zeeda 0

Nosey b's. Ask them if you can use theirs.

that neighbor is a winner.

Graawr 7

buuuuuuurnnnn.

you're hot :)

#53 You're creepy.

why that ?

FFML_314 11

v k 5

Put a big poster in your window facing her house and write 'Enjoy the show!' on it. lol

lol ask them y they pulled up a chair and watched

mshooter 0

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Win.

lolz numba 12=win :D