Miscellaneous: Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML

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By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/05/2019 12:00

Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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Jaywin 3

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:02

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

tormcn 26

Sunday 12 April 2015 7:16

A jungle isn't a fun place. This isn't the 70's. W-A-X.. wax.

sawdy 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

Awww snap!

percypigs 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:04

eye level? thats a hazard, surely...

KataraTheBender 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 10:33

WIN

Hehe_Verde 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

Ick

antbait11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

ChaosRuler5151 0

Friday 19 June 2009 7:37

Nice one

SassiestLemon 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:05

win^

Legendoflaw 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 13:25

This should be top comment.

luckyone365 7

Saturday 2 November 2013 20:02

this comment wasn't that damn great.

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Thursday 11 June 2009 20:05

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LexRB 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:51

shut up but ch

morthug 11

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Bladian 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:53

289, please be a troll.

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Wednesday 12 September 2012 22:24

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kryxen 14

Thursday 10 January 2013 14:35

Guys shouldn't have to cough up fur balls, and for that matter neither should girls. Trim your, as the op said, Thang.

BeautifulMine 16

Friday 10 October 2014 0:41

I would imagine if he cared that much about it being there at all he would have left a razor instead of scissors. Believe it or not there are men who actually like it when a woman looks like a woman instead of a child. My man sure as shit does. I shaved one time just to see what he thought and we both hated it. Besides if a man told me he wouldn't be with me because I have long hair on my head or brown eyes then I'm obviously better off without him. Anyone has the right to keep their body however they want it. My temple not yours, and if you don't like it then keep it moving and stfu.

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Thursday 11 June 2009 20:06

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spoo 24

Thursday 11 June 2009 20:07

I know most are probably going to say FML on this one and flame the guy, but I dont think "trimming" is anywhere near the changes that are typicaly requested the other way. (keep in mind this mentions scissors not a razor). You know most guys have to make a concious effort to remember to put the toilet lid down? ... which is ironic because the concern is that women arent ok making a concious effort to look before sitting

plum_lovin 28

Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:36

Um idk what this has to do with the FML but I don't think it's the looking down part that bothers women, it's the having to touch the pee splashed toilet seat.. and no not all men are dirty like that but you get my point..