Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom and smelled a disgusting cheesy smell. I looked at the tub and my boyfriend was furiously scrubbing under his toenails with a nail brush. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
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antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
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Comments (281)
Jaywin 3
Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.
tormcn 26
A jungle isn't a fun place. This isn't the 70's. W-A-X.. wax.
sawdy 0
Awww snap!
percypigs 0
eye level? thats a hazard, surely...
KataraTheBender 0
WIN
Hehe_Verde 0
Ick
antbait11 0
at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door
ChaosRuler5151 0
Nice one
SassiestLemon 2
win^
Legendoflaw 4
This should be top comment.
luckyone365 7
this comment wasn't that damn great.
BrannFYR 0
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TAKE THE HINT FHL for having to make his way through that jungle the fact that he left SCISSORS out instead of a razor says it all imo
LexRB 0
shut up but ch
morthug 11
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Guys shouldn't expect girls to shave. It's demeaning to them.
Bladian 5
289, please be a troll.
djdailey 6
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How is expecting not to go down on a jungle disrespectful, suck it up and shave
tisvana20 6
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How can girls stand to keep it long enough that it needs scissors? It's not only unsightly, but when it gets long enough it'll rub your legs raw on the joint area!
kryxen 14
Guys shouldn't have to cough up fur balls, and for that matter neither should girls. Trim your, as the op said, Thang.
BeautifulMine 16
I would imagine if he cared that much about it being there at all he would have left a razor instead of scissors. Believe it or not there are men who actually like it when a woman looks like a woman instead of a child. My man sure as shit does. I shaved one time just to see what he thought and we both hated it. Besides if a man told me he wouldn't be with me because I have long hair on my head or brown eyes then I'm obviously better off without him. Anyone has the right to keep their body however they want it. My temple not yours, and if you don't like it then keep it moving and stfu.
FBIWarning 0
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Your boyfriend ******* rocks!
spoo 24
I know most are probably going to say FML on this one and flame the guy, but I dont think "trimming" is anywhere near the changes that are typicaly requested the other way. (keep in mind this mentions scissors not a razor). You know most guys have to make a concious effort to remember to put the toilet lid down? ... which is ironic because the concern is that women arent ok making a concious effort to look before sitting
plum_lovin 28
Um idk what this has to do with the FML but I don't think it's the looking down part that bothers women, it's the having to touch the pee splashed toilet seat.. and no not all men are dirty like that but you get my point..
sulitak 27
no, this is the internet. where women aren't allowed to keep their areas natural.
p0kegeek 4
lmao #5
sjx 0
FYL for your boyfriend saying "thang"