FML : Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured...

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Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 April 2009 18:42 / United States

Intimacy

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By Bmlacme | 3

#117015 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

By Lemun | 1

#117025 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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By Leilanibear_8594 | 0

#116995 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:09

Wow your quite the little whore now arent u?

GlobalElephant | 16

#2954609 - Saturday 23 July 2011 12:47

I guess the "goods" were not that good

GrooveSponge | 0

#3430572 - Friday 14 October 2011 02:44

Her self esteem=nonexistent.

By tha_AZN_NvAZN | 0

#117001 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:10

i probably wouldn't mind if i got a little peek...

wooters | 1

#997067 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 03:19

u know it's always the ugly ones thattry to show it.

By King_of_Kings | 3

#117008 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:11

#1 took the words right out of my mouth.

breenarae25 | 0

#1405557 - Wednesday 15 September 2010 01:14

what did she say??

sloppyflow | 1

#2100891 - Saturday 19 February 2011 07:09

probably "what a whore" or something like that

By f_mylife24 | 0

#117009 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:11

Boo, you whore. =P

By Bmlacme | 3

#117015 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

truelyawesome | 0

#840670 - Wednesday 10 February 2010 09:38

u probably aren't as hot as you'd like to think

T9FTW | 20

#5153643 - Friday 16 November 2012 04:07

XD - "...little peek of the goods..."

By kelther | 0

#117018 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:11

haha, fail. not everyone wants to see the goods, i guess...

By xkaokaox | 0

#117024 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:12

The OP means "damaged" goods :)

frikkinhannah | 0

#973023 - Friday 2 April 2010 02:36

Lol. Win.

By Lemun | 1

#117025 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

hahayousucks | 3

#917911 - Saturday 6 March 2010 02:35

yea or maybe the guy was just trying to be polite. it's great how some ppl jump to conclusions.

By Supasploo29 | 0

#117026 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:12

YDI for being a slut

By Livyxx | 0

#117028 - Thursday 16 April 2009 11:12

maybe he is just not that into girls ever think of that?

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