Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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Leilanibear_8594 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:09

Wow your quite the little ***** now arent u?

GlobalElephant 16

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:47

I guess the "goods" were not that good

GrooveSponge 0

Friday 14 October 2011 14:44

Her self esteem=nonexistent.

tha_AZN_NvAZN 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:10

i probably wouldn't mind if i got a little peek...

wooters 1

Wednesday 19 May 2010 3:19

u know it's always the ugly ones thattry to show it.

King_of_Kings 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

#1 took the words right out of my mouth.

breenarae25 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:14

what did she say??

sloppyflow 1

Saturday 19 February 2011 19:09

probably "what a *****" or something like that

f_mylife24 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

Boo, you *****. =P

Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

truelyawesome 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 9:38

u probably aren't as hot as you'd like to think

T9FTW 20

Friday 16 November 2012 4:07

XD - "...little peek of the goods..."

kelther 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

haha, fail. not everyone wants to see the goods, i guess...

xkaokaox 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

The OP means "damaged" goods :)

frikkinhannah 0

Friday 2 April 2010 14:36

Lol. Win.

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

hahayousucks 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:35

yea or maybe the guy was just trying to be polite. it's great how some ppl jump to conclusions.

Supasploo29 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

YDI for being a ****

Livyxx 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

maybe he is just not that into girls ever think of that?

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