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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (4008)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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your dingdong can see the future ;)

#3 - On 07/25/2011 at 4:52pm by Xx6RoseThorn9xX

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Ohhhh. fyl bro.

#1 - On 07/25/2011 at 4:52pm by straz123

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