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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11184) - you deserved it (37516)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

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today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:13pm by a_girl_i_know

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I think it was the fathers influence

#1 - On 03/07/2011 at 5:10pm by memo619

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