Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
by Jobby / 06/30/2012 at 8:48am / Health
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Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.
#1 - On 06/30/2012 at 1:28pm by MetallicaRules19
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At least you're not pregnant. =)
#2 - On 06/30/2012 at 1:28pm by mea_iloveskiing
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