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Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (3208)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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Bleach kills everything right? No? Oh...

#4 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:45pm by bryyxoo

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I can't even imagine how painful that would be... Dear god...

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 6:44pm by TheTehOhPeh

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