By momlife - 28/03/2016 20:45 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
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xxmollyxx 25

Been there. My son is one, I assume your daughter is around the same age. If she's 10, then FYL indeed.

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aimbug 42

Aren't kids fun?

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olleekenberg 20

And this dalies and mentelgen is why the cellphone is so awesome. You can just call back after something like this!

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Eyalsh 32

as opposed to what exactly?

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cheshireau 26

How old is your daughter?

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Earl_KarmasBitch 33

Plot twist: Adult daughter.

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h00tzForOsi 20

Drunk adult daughter lol

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aimbug 42

Aren't kids fun?

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Candijpg 17

I've had something similar happen with my baby brother, so it does happen!

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xxmollyxx 25

Been there. My son is one, I assume your daughter is around the same age. If she's 10, then FYL indeed.

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george_s_4 30

Plot twist, she's 35

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paris_ava 24

You could've just said "gotta go, somethings come up"

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cheeeksss 29

But that wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

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darshini_ii 24

I ate a crayon when I was a baby. This is normal Op. Don't fret if your child is only a few years old.

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spudking 19

I tried to eat a candle. A lit candle. I ended up with a burned lip and an irrational fear of birthday cake that took a while to shift.

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coming back in the future 30

Plot twist: Your daughter is 25

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dramaelf 37

I used to eat paper, dog food, grass, flowers and leaves. The last was because I wanted to be a dinosaur, it made sense back then.

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Limeila 10

Ahah in kindergarden my friends and I pretended we were horses so we ate grass xD

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MisterEx 28

What do you mean "back then"? Pfshht

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jvanevery 19

clearly the pipe in the profile picture actually goes through his head

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tin_cup 27

Just be prepared, glue and paste are next.

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