By momlife - 28/03/2016 20:45 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 059
You deserved it 2 061

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Been there. My son is one, I assume your daughter is around the same age. If she's 10, then FYL indeed.

Aren't kids fun?

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And this dalies and mentelgen is why the cellphone is so awesome. You can just call back after something like this!

Eyalsh 32

as opposed to what exactly?

cheshireau 26

How old is your daughter?

Plot twist: Adult daughter.

Drunk adult daughter lol

Aren't kids fun?

I've had something similar happen with my baby brother, so it does happen!

Been there. My son is one, I assume your daughter is around the same age. If she's 10, then FYL indeed.

Plot twist, she's 35

You could've just said "gotta go, somethings come up"

But that wouldn't be nearly as entertaining.

I ate a crayon when I was a baby. This is normal Op. Don't fret if your child is only a few years old.

I tried to eat a candle. A lit candle. I ended up with a burned lip and an irrational fear of birthday cake that took a while to shift.

Plot twist: Your daughter is 25

I used to eat paper, dog food, grass, flowers and leaves. The last was because I wanted to be a dinosaur, it made sense back then.

Ahah in kindergarden my friends and I pretended we were horses so we ate grass xD

What do you mean "back then"? Pfshht

clearly the pipe in the profile picture actually goes through his head

Just be prepared, glue and paste are next.