Kills 99% of all bacteria

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 22:00

Today, I was so tired this morning when I went to take a dump and instead of using a baby wipe, I used a Lysol wipe. Guess I don’t have Covid up my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 655
You deserved it 316

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Ssssh! Don't give the gubbermint any ideas! Next thing you know, they'll be mandating that we shove things up our butts. They'll send jack-booted butt thugs into our homes to ensure our compliance! Freeeeeedoooooommmmm!

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It's good to know for sure...

Ssssh! Don't give the gubbermint any ideas! Next thing you know, they'll be mandating that we shove things up our butts. They'll send jack-booted butt thugs into our homes to ensure our compliance! Freeeeeedoooooommmmm!

I'm sure that woke you up.