Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 812
You deserved it 150

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More like F her life. You didn't have to stay there listening to her. You could have turned the TV up, left the room or the house. You could have put music on in headphones or something. No one FORCED you to listen. She was in the bathroom. That's what you do in the bathroom... did you think girls didn't poop or pass gas? What do you think she could have possibly done differently had she known you were there listening to her have diarrhea in the bathroom...a place built just for that?

You could’ve at least gone to another room further away to give her a little privacy

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More like F her life. You didn't have to stay there listening to her. You could have turned the TV up, left the room or the house. You could have put music on in headphones or something. No one FORCED you to listen. She was in the bathroom. That's what you do in the bathroom... did you think girls didn't poop or pass gas? What do you think she could have possibly done differently had she known you were there listening to her have diarrhea in the bathroom...a place built just for that?

You could’ve at least gone to another room further away to give her a little privacy

why wasn't it "Hi, Lyle?"

Shit happens. If she's your daughter, you've likely wiped her but for several years of her life. Both of you should just get over it.