By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
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TheTehOhPeh 4

I can't even imagine how painful that would be... Dear god...

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bryyxoo 0

Bleach kills everything right? No? Oh...

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make_me_smile 4

there is no amount of words that can descibe that level of stupidity

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mintstashinurtea 5

It's impossible to be scared senseless when you have absolutely no sense to begin with.

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tallgirl93 7

That's just raunchy as hell and said cuz she has an STD

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a_lenzmeier 11

Well that's just dumb. Everyone knows the spray is the most effective.

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DontForgetMe4 0

to my previous comment- I worded it wrong. I meant that as a dumbass thing to do it'd make more sense for her to try to "wash it off" with "soap". I'm not a complete dumbass.

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Spazz420 7

All the while you make fun of her on a phone app. You taught her well. *claps at your patenting skills*

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Stupid enough to do that, stupid enough to catch an STD...

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