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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    61%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    11%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    37%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Cookiecrazy's favorite FMLs

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - / Monday 30 March 2009 05:06 / United States
By anonymous - / Thursday 11 March 2010 19:55 / United States

Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML

By nonameLiz - / Wednesday 3 February 2010 01:16 / United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

By callerid - / Monday 3 August 2009 11:45 / United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 July 2009 05:32 / United States