Health: Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter....

By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 14:00

Today, as a nurse, I had to tell a 15 year-old girl that her red, sore asscrack was caused by consistently not wiping her ass properly. Seriously, when I examined her there was still poop, even though she swore she wiped this morning. I had to teach her how to do it properly, at 15 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML

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By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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By beelover97 - 28/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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By momlife - 28/03/2016 20:45 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 22:00

Today, I was so tired this morning when I went to take a dump and instead of using a baby wipe, I used a Lysol wipe. Guess I don’t have Covid up my butt. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By Dummy - 01/04/2018 15:00

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper in a family member’s house. I looked around and found baby wipes. I was saved! Unfortunately, they were actually Clorox wipes. The bleach gave me a chemical burn in my ass. FML

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Saturday 28 January 2012 0:44

I can't even imagine how painful that would be... Dear god...

bryyxoo 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 0:45

Bleach kills everything right? No? Oh...

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Fmlsea 28

Saturday 28 January 2012 3:26

Has no one heard of protection or getting their partner tested before sex,it's not always the parents fault if she thinks she old enough to have sex then she's old enough to be responsible for her own actions , FYL that would suck hope u get thru the rough time

chels1994 11

Saturday 28 January 2012 3:37

Here's the way I see it... it she's going to have sex, she's going to have sex. One way or another, if she wants it, she will find a way. It's obviously too late anyway to try to prevent it, but it's never too late to have a talk with her about being safer in the future

dtfickus 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 4:08

I gave it to her! Jk

StormsKnights 2

Saturday 28 January 2012 4:32

Stupid people should never procreate my issue is this...what kind of mom are you to put your daughter on blast on the internet your effn terriable no wonder she couldnt come to you...your a ******* moron!

atomica96 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:14

The site is called FML for a reason so chill. No one knows who she is so quit gettin mad

thewife5 19

Saturday 28 January 2012 19:09

Maybe she is on the Internet because she had the talk with her daughter, and assumed she was smarter than resorting to Clorox wipes. I find it amusing, someone with your intelligence calling someone a moron. You can tell who has teenagers and who doesn't by your awesome comments.