Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my best friend works at my husband’s job. He calls her his “work wife.” I had no idea they worked together, nor the fact that he calls her that. I used her phone to call my husband and she has him as “Work Hubby” with a heart emoji. The worst part? They insist nothing is going on between them. FML
Today, I went to a friend’s Friendsgiving party with my girlfriend. When I got there, I saw my wife’s supervisor from her job. He recognized me, too. When I tried to save face saying my girlfriend was my sister, she got upset and corrected me. Way to throw me under the bus, babe. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
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DominusD4 1
The only asshole here is the OP.
Anderling 33
Pssst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what the easiest way to not get caught cheating is? Don’t fcking cheat on people. It’s just that easy.
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Comments (11)
DominusD4 1
The only asshole here is the OP.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You've got two downvotes, so clearly his work bestie got called in too.
Anderling 33
Pssst. Hey. Hey buddy. You know what the easiest way to not get caught cheating is? Don’t fcking cheat on people. It’s just that easy.
Hangryko 32
YDI, dumbass.
Hangryko 32
I think OP is downvoting everybody who doesn't agree with him - which is everybody. 😂
JackWood 21
Thanks to your asshole coworkers your wife knows how big an asshole you are. js
OH_HappyDays 14
Don't feel bad OP, I'm sure her next husband will treat her better.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like you work at an asshole-friendly business. Are they hiring?
Sonotsuave 37
Once again like any other asshole who cheats on his wife, we have no sympathy for you. In no world would anyone vote anything other than YDI. So YDI cheating asshole
Justkidding100 41
on a side note can I just ask who the **** acts like this with coworkers? if I had a couple that were 'work besties' who wouldn't stop making out I would just post the pictures onl- oh yeah. good for your other coworker. hope you both get fired too
SirEnigM0nk 22
The one who posted the photos might get fired for posting without the subject's permission, whether the subject was cheating or not.
HayNow 11
Did you really come here or sympathy??