Buy him a reflex hammer because he doesn't think before he acts.

Buy him an IV for his salty humor.

Buy him a band-aid because you will cut him.

Can I buy you a ball gag so you'll shut up?

I'll pitch in for that, #27

27-shall I get the duct tape, rope and chair?

I'll bring the car battery and jumper cables.

the strikes and you are out #19.

Too far

I'll bring out the gimp

It was all nice and kinky til 42 had to whip it out.

This thread got pretty kinky outta nowhere. You guys watch to much ****.

i agree!

That's not assholeish at all Mate. He was (playing with her) -___-

A doctor with a sense of humor. I like it!

Scaring a woman into thinking she has been sexually assaulted by a stranger is no joke

I would have laughed, its no big deal.

I'll give you an E for Effort.

And a F for Fail.

How is this just getting negative votes?

because "breast" isn't spelled like "messed" so people don't get the joke. also because it wasn't THAT great.

I don't think you gave that your breast effort.

God damn there are so many over sensitive little kids on this app that don't know how to laugh at this

105 gets it

God I found it hilarious... I mean yeah sure at first I would probably freak out too but I like to think I'd see the funny side of it as well.

I agree #60, it's most often easier to live on the lighter side of life than work yourself up over something harmless!

always look on the bright side of life ??

I will use this when and if I get a doctor for breast examinations that jokes around the same way.

I don't think it's that big of a deal, OP freaked out which is understandable and then the doctor said he was kidding. End of story, no one got hurt.

Yeah, have to disagree with you. OP's reaction was entirely justified. I would be uncomfortable enough with a new doctor doing a breast exam. Then to have said doctor jokingly claim that they weren't an actual doctor, whom had just performed a breast exam on me. Then after hearing they were only joking and to "Take a chill pill", I'd be furious!

It was funny. I had to get a physical with a new doctor. Instead of asking me to disrobe and put on the gown, (trying to break the weird tension of the preceeding actions) he said "now we have to unwrap you like a present" (was near Christmas time). I didn't know how to react and it was akward doing the whole turn head cough. Only because I was trying to hold in the laughs and cough at the same time. To this day Its still one of the best doctor jokes I've heard.

The joke wouldn't have worked if they knew each other

See, all of these "Omg" reactions is why doctors usually don't make jokes at all! They're scared of getting reported or sued for stupid things. Personally I think it's hilarious! There was no harm here at all. And the fact that he said he should prescribe a chill pill isn't saying her reaction wasn't justified, it was making another joke. He was trying to lighten the mood in a not so fun situation. And if you don't appreciate the joke then just let it roll off your shoulders. It may not have been his best or most appropriate joke but at least he was trying which shows he cares and wants to make going to the doctor a more fun, mood lightening experience. No need to ruin it for others who like jokes and make him stop telling them altogether. No need to be "furious." Just let it roll off your shoulders as there was no harm done and he did it with good intentions.

The joke wouldn't have worked if he had seen her before. Lighten up people

Seriously calm your ****