Today, I found out the guy I have been sleeping with didn't actually break up with his girlfriend. She just moved for a few weeks during quarantine. They are now living with each other, and I'm alone and confused. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex slept with someone during a work trip and came back to break up with me. He spent the whole breakup making me think that the problem in the relationship was me. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
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Top comments
AmbrosiaFan 19
You didn't call him boyfriend, you called him "guy I have been sleeping with"...
LadyRen 20
How are you confused? You were never the girlfriend, since you just called him “guy I was sleeping with”. And now he’s living with his actual girlfriend, who he was still with. How is that confusing? You were the side chick.
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Comments (12)
AmbrosiaFan 19
You didn't call him boyfriend, you called him "guy I have been sleeping with"...
LadyRen 20
How are you confused? You were never the girlfriend, since you just called him “guy I was sleeping with”. And now he’s living with his actual girlfriend, who he was still with. How is that confusing? You were the side chick.
pawesome21 21
It’s 2020... you were the side check, random guy you’ve been sleeping with? You do not even consider your boyfriend. Seems pretty straight forward to me.
Kurliez408 32
if he's just the guy you're sleeping with, how are you confused? either way tell his girlfriend, she deserves more than his cheating ass
s_ve 7
I feel bad for his girlfriend. Your just the random hookup. Also shouldn’t you of been social distancing ?
alyak98 31
More like f the girlfriends life not yours. She deserves better.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
call her up no reson why he should be happy
Baby_123 8
I mean it’s kinda ur fault for not checking, now it’s you’re duty to tell the girlfriend and apologize,she really deserves better
julfunky 29
I really don’t have sympathy for her but how the hell was she supposed to check? Call her up?
Baby_123 8
She probably knows we’re the guy lives
demix_fml 32
Tell her!