Love: You got what you wanted

You got what you wanted

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned, "The bitch on the pot." FML

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You deserved it 19 040

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By Really MFer - 28/11/2023 22:00

Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 872

You deserved it 119

By American Idiot - 20/09/2016 19:25 - United States - Duluth

Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML

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You deserved it 1 451

Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 312

You deserved it 138

Egg mode

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 22:58

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 053

You deserved it 180

Stop tagging people

By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110

You deserved it 3 783

By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 592

You deserved it 4 901

We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 073

You deserved it 62 009

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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You deserved it 4 393

By Embarrassed wife - 21/12/2018 14:00

Today, I let my 5 year old play on my tablet while we were both using one of those family restrooms with two toilets. She took a selfie showing both on us on the toilet and sent it to my husband. FML.

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You deserved it 1 266

Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 948

You deserved it 110

Welshite 39

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:05

You asked for it. Now all those other women will be jealous and beg their husbands to do the same. I never knew relationships had to be cookie-cutter identical.

singer0421 32

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:05

Social media is not a representation of how happy a couple is. No need to get jealous.

Comments

amarie2009 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 10:09

I like your husband!!!

mike7800 8

Wednesday 20 August 2014 10:11

ydi for thinking it strengthens a couple by posting their lives on the internet

maapz 5

Wednesday 20 August 2014 10:23

So, why are there so few YDI's on this one? 'Cause she did, obviously.

Dellipop 12

Wednesday 20 August 2014 14:02

This is the first fml I actual laughed out loud at! Omg

annarcheer 19

Wednesday 20 August 2014 16:24

I would get him back. baaaadddd

EveningShades 6

Wednesday 20 August 2014 22:21

honestly everyone is making a high deal outta this but I think its funny as **** aand so does my girlfriend. So I don't see why people are making a big deal over this. have a sense of humor. And as to revering to his wife as a "bitch" so what? Sometimes I call my girlfriend a bitch and she calls me an asshole, and it means absolutely nothing to us. I don't know what relationship the OP and her husband have, but if its anything like what me and my girlfriend have, then she probably laughed about it. but who knows cause all this speculation is being done about someone you've never even seen or met yet alone know.