WTF, dude?

By NNTA - 26/12/2013 23:21 - Netherlands - Maastricht

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Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML
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Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

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hopefully he didn't catch you staring and it wasn't too long a traffic stop.

That's be awkward... It's already awkward enough when you catch someone picking their nose while driving

its okay, he just needed some extra salty mayo :) .. now i'm hungry

Well, he must've been gifted, because I don't understand how in the hell you'd see that unless you were right in his window.

*looks over* "you gotta perdy mouth...." *drives off*

Maybe he wanted a cockmeat sandwich and this was the next best thing.

give him a wave! then he either has to stop his wank or lose control of the car

or gaze back as he unloads :P

I was waiting for this comment. XD

You should have been paying attention to the road op. He is in his car.

So him being in his car makes it okay to pull his dick out?

I don't understand the appeal some people find in masturbating while driving O_o And I'm sorry you had to witness that, OP.

I assume they like the thrill of possibly getting caught, of doing it in public.... -shrugs- people are into different things.

He was just multitasking...

He should multitask somewhere else, preferably in private!

Which city is that? Remind me to stay FAR away.

Calm down; It's in the Netherlands. They (and tourists) need to watch out.

What. The. Fuck

It's a good thing it wasn't traffic. ah, multitasking at its finest.

Being the Netherlands I'm not surprised these guys are probably out of their damn minds and that sandwich was probably laced with marijuana... the cock too.

Cock laced with weed? I can honestly say I would've never come up with that in a lifetime...

Geez thats a little offensive. I am proud to be born in the Netherlands. There are crazy people I won't deny that, but there are crazy people in every country.

Hmm.. cock laced with weed.. I feel as though my boyfriend would be less than thrilled if I tried to light his dick and smoke it. But, you have given me the courage to try!! Hey, honey.. c'mere!!

What kind of sandwich?

A cock meat sandwich, like from the movie "Harold and kumar escape from Guantanamo bay." Haha duh!

Pulled pork? Sloppy Joe? Sausage wrap?

Now we can't forget the jerk seasoning.