I don't think she was sucking...

"Lets get things straight here we're talking about some D's in some A's." -Dirty mike and the boys

Aw honeylol, your cat is really cute!

Rofl 29, "We got a jar of old mustard, and a poodle and we're gonna put some Ds in some As." The Other Guys is awesome.

wow you REALLY need to improve the wording on this

wow you REALLY need to improve the wording on this

sucks op

sirin, how would I go about asking a mod a question from an iPod touch because I tried to find a way and couldn't. I don't have access to a comp and I was wondering how long after a fml has been posted the ability to comment on it is lost or, if it is not time related, for what reasons

haha wow..

You can send me a PM via the website, or if you like, you can send an email to [email protected].

OMG SIRIN!!!!! :D

WTF?

WOOOOOW YDI for that after you watch **** DELETE THE WINDOW AAAAAND YOUR HISTORY DUH lol your fault you deserved that and on your birthday too that makes it even more funny

Lmao for a minute I read the FML and thought OPs mum was the one howling out in pleasure, I was like wtf? o.o

dirty mike and the boys XD

haha I did that once, and the situation was really awkward :(

116- I thought the same

Latinas are awesome.

it's legal tho ur 18 she ain't got nothin on you

thats what i was gonna ask him. LOL. Because if my son did a did a dumbass thing like this i would be laugjing so harx

That's embarrassing! Hahaha. I always open my laptop before showing someone something, just in case I left when I was stalking someone in Facebook haha (admit it, you all do it!).

My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Ralph Wiggum

why did you put a pile of crap beside your comment? omg i have symbols too :p 

45 win hahaha

cuz it was called "latina BOOTY" what else comes out of your "Booty"??

have I seen that video?? :3

93- his name is mr hankee and I do too! 

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all the time!

45 - "I ated the purple berries....they taste like burning."

"howling screams of pleasure" - classic stuff :D

dicks apparently!

Dicks come OUT of your ass? Stop eating whatever you've been eating.

hopefully your mom didn't buy you Latin booty pornos after that...

lol imagine that!!! -mon: sooo... that's what you want?? hmm?? (*goes to store and buys big Latina booty DVDs*)

hahaha, my stomach hurts I been having like a mofo.

girls watch ****?!

no stupid it's a boy! boys can get clothes to how els would they not be naked?

Girls watch ****, they just don't have balls to admit to it.

I see what you did there

don happy birthday, that birthday money is now going for an all boys college!!!!! lol

hahahaha

nice.

I hope it's not the "fat one"

If he was shopping for clothes online, he's definitely hoping to get the fat one.

your awesomeee.!

oh LOLOL

this is probably the awkward(est) FML I've ever read

uh pretty sure the howling screams of pleasure were from the **** and not his mom.

Oh come on, comprehensive reading is not that difficult. Where do you read that the screams were of his mom? Not in my comment, that's for sure. But, to make sure you would understand, I will rephrase it: 'It's also so damn funny that you think the pornstar's screams were of pleasure. I bet you're the kind of guy who would not notice it if his girlfriend was completely faking her moans and orgasms.'

Faked or not, it's still meant to be a scream of pleasure. What kind of **** do you watch where people scream of pain? Chill out, kid.

BDSM, sadistic masochistic. Pain, nom nom.

'Faked or not, it's still meant to be a scream of pleasure. What kind of **** do you watch where people scream of pain? Chill out, kid.' You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch ****, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that.

DjPee is beating everyone. Keep it up.

jeez, OP was just trying to make the FML a little bit more funny and well described. No need to go analyse and bust every word.

#48 You spelt his Djeepee wrong, be careful he will probably bash you for that as well.

59, you got her gender wrong, run while you can. DjeePee, I found your comments amusing, please do continue. :P

ya, we still haven't established whether OP is male or female, does anyone know?

I don't see why you gotta bust ops balls so bad

Whoa whoa, you think I'm a guy? That's so cool! Now I only need to find someone who can made me a sammich... I realised a couple of minutes ago that maybe I was acting too serious. So, sorry guys, I didn't meant to start a flamewar, or a cripple fight. Glad that some of you enjoyed my comments, but I will silently disappear from this FML. Here are my last words: number 75, scroll to the FML and read the gender. You can establish it yourself.

well thats creepy...

TLDR

I think he meant the Latino girls screaming haha. Either way this sucks

"You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch ****, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that." 43, that's the first thing i do watch when i watch **** too. i just look in their eyes to see if they're enjoying themselves... lollllllll

no shit sherlock

Retard

haha, 56, you said anal and bust:p..

Dang 193, I was seriously just about to say that!

...some girls also watch ****?

or extremely fat chicks wrestling...