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Ouch, that would suck,
"Lets get things straight here we're talking about some D's in some A's." -Dirty mike and the boys
Aw honeylol, your cat is really cute!
Rofl 29, "We got a jar of old mustard, and a poodle and we're gonna put some Ds in some As." The Other Guys is awesome.
haha wow..
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OMG SIRIN!!!!! :D
Lmao for a minute I read the FML and thought OPs mum was the one howling out in pleasure, I was like wtf? o.o
dirty mike and the boys XD
haha I did that once, and the situation was really awkward :(
116- I thought the same
Latinas are awesome.
it's legal tho ur 18 she ain't got nothin on you
thats what i was gonna ask him. LOL. Because if my son did a did a dumbass thing like this i would be laugjing so harx
that's hot
That's embarrassing! Hahaha. I always open my laptop before showing someone something, just in case I left when I was stalking someone in Facebook haha (admit it, you all do it!).
My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Ralph Wiggum
cuz it was called "latina BOOTY" what else comes out of your "Booty"??
have I seen that video?? :3
93- his name is mr hankee and I do too!
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45 - "I ated the purple berries....they taste like burning."
smooth
hahaha, my stomach hurts I been having like a mofo.
girls watch ****?!
Girls watch ****, they just don't have balls to admit to it.
I see what you did there
lol faggit
hahah boggest fag
You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".
If he was shopping for clothes online, he's definitely hoping to get the fat one.
your awesomeee.!
oh LOLOL
Ow great, now there is an app right there to 'increase sexual desire'. Brilliant. So, OP, you are a guy and you show your mother the clothes you want to buy? Well, it's something different than games or booze, I guess. Nothing wrong with being a fashionfreak. But YTDI for not closing your ****. It's also so damn funny that you think her screams were of pleasure. I bet you're the kind of guy who would not notice it if his girlfriend was completely faking her moans and orgasms.
uh pretty sure the howling screams of pleasure were from the **** and not his mom.
Oh come on, comprehensive reading is not that difficult. Where do you read that the screams were of his mom? Not in my comment, that's for sure. But, to make sure you would understand, I will rephrase it: 'It's also so damn funny that you think the pornstar's screams were of pleasure. I bet you're the kind of guy who would not notice it if his girlfriend was completely faking her moans and orgasms.'
Faked or not, it's still meant to be a scream of pleasure. What kind of **** do you watch where people scream of pain? Chill out, kid.
BDSM, sadistic masochistic. Pain, nom nom.
'Faked or not, it's still meant to be a scream of pleasure. What kind of **** do you watch where people scream of pain? Chill out, kid.' You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch ****, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that.
jeez, OP was just trying to make the FML a little bit more funny and well described. No need to go analyse and bust every word.
#48 You spelt his Djeepee wrong, be careful he will probably bash you for that as well.
59, you got her gender wrong, run while you can. DjeePee, I found your comments amusing, please do continue. :P
ya, we still haven't established whether OP is male or female, does anyone know?
Whoa whoa, you think I'm a guy? That's so cool! Now I only need to find someone who can made me a sammich... I realised a couple of minutes ago that maybe I was acting too serious. So, sorry guys, I didn't meant to start a flamewar, or a cripple fight. Glad that some of you enjoyed my comments, but I will silently disappear from this FML. Here are my last words: number 75, scroll to the FML and read the gender. You can establish it yourself.
well thats creepy...
TLDR
I think he meant the Latino girls screaming haha. Either way this sucks
"You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch ****, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that." 43, that's the first thing i do watch when i watch **** too. i just look in their eyes to see if they're enjoying themselves... lollllllll
Retard
haha, 56, you said anal and bust:p..
...some girls also watch ****?
coulda been worse. it coulda been two dudes
or extremely fat chicks wrestling...
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You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".
Ouch, that would suck,