By Anon - 07/05/2011 06:08 - United Kingdom
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xalerion
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sirin, how would I go about asking a mod a question from an iPod touch because I tried to find a way and couldn't. I don't have access to a comp and I was wondering how long after a fml has been posted the ability to comment on it is lost or, if it is not time related, for what reasons
You can send me a PM via the website, or if you like, you can send an email to [email protected]
samuel18
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that's hot
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Ow great, now there is an app right there to 'increase sexual desire'. Brilliant. So, OP, you are a guy and you show your mother the clothes you want to buy? Well, it's something different than games or booze, I guess. Nothing wrong with being a fashionfreak. But YTDI for not closing your porn. It's also so damn funny that you think her screams were of pleasure. I bet you're the kind of guy who would not notice it if his girlfriend was completely faking her moans and orgasms.
Oh come on, comprehensive reading is not that difficult. Where do you read that the screams were of his mom? Not in my comment, that's for sure. But, to make sure you would understand, I will rephrase it: 'It's also so damn funny that you think the pornstar's screams were of pleasure. I bet you're the kind of guy who would not notice it if his girlfriend was completely faking her moans and orgasms.'
'Faked or not, it's still meant to be a scream of pleasure. What kind of porn do you watch where people scream of pain? Chill out, kid.' You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch porn, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that.
Whoa whoa, you think I'm a guy? That's so cool! Now I only need to find someone who can made me a sammich... I realised a couple of minutes ago that maybe I was acting too serious. So, sorry guys, I didn't meant to start a flamewar, or a cripple fight. Glad that some of you enjoyed my comments, but I will silently disappear from this FML. Here are my last words: number 75, scroll to the FML and read the gender. You can establish it yourself.
"You said it yourself, it is meant (!) to be a scream of pleasure. It's been a while, but if I watch porn, the first thing I check is the look in the eyes of the woman. You can scream 'of pleasure' while being totally bored. I have also hear pornstars scream 'of pleasure' whilst having anal sex. Faking pleasure does not count as being pleasured. And to me, it seems that OP isn't aware of that." 43, that's the first thing i do watch when i watch porn too. i just look in their eyes to see if they're enjoying themselves... lollllllll
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You should've been like "I want that for my b-day, too".
Ouch, that would suck,