FML : Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust....

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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You deserved it

By wench - / Thursday 23 December 2010 20:39 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#1884726 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:22

Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

By macskapingvin | 0

#1884669 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:09

I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

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By Ninjafriends | 1

#1884628 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:01

I think you impressed her.

Sirin_fml | 46

#1884648 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:04

I believe the key word is "guy".

Sirin_fml | 46

#1884653 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:05

I believe the key word here is "guy".

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1884665 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:08

Sirin, I'm a smoking-hot pot roast.

talldude4u | 3

#1884691 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:12

Absolutely with those eyes. Ostricheyes-itis, I presume? :D

Ninjafriends | 1

#1884702 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:15

Oops

fakeaccountX | 6

#1884751 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:29

I bet you're a real dude magnet.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1884891 - Friday 24 December 2010 1:16

I believe technically itd be ostricheyes-osis or perhaps opthalmomegaly with a hint of blepheromegaly, but you'd have to ask Doc to be sure, as I'm no expert.

Alpha35 | 4

#1884896 - Friday 24 December 2010 1:18

u should've asked him to lick ur finger

ddawgg5523 | 0

#1885031 - Friday 24 December 2010 4:27

disgusting bitch

Afxman | 0

#1886130 - Friday 24 December 2010 13:28

did u pick
a winner

emmely143 | 0

#1892218 - Sunday 26 December 2011 6:12

wow.

claiiire_fml | 17

#1929783 - Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:46

43- get a sense of humor. you're making all the jokes and play on words lame by explaining them.

Chaosinferno | 4

#2162139 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:08

good point

By canadian_ftw | 8

#1884658 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:06

I think tinted windows are very useful in this situation.

By Rocketgirl89 | 17

#1884667 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:09

You should have asked him if he wanted to take one side and you take the other. You would have finished picking your nose a lot faster.

celerysticks381 | 0

#1885013 - Friday 24 December 2010 4:00

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

snickers001 | 0

#1885024 - Friday 24 December 2010 4:16

#49 awesome picq :)

ArwinEvenstar | 0

#1885246 - Friday 24 December 2010 7:36

BENDER FTW

By macskapingvin | 0

#1884669 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:09

I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

DAN7IEL | 2

#1885154 - Friday 24 December 2010 6:45

haha I was thinking that same thing!!!!

By kile88 | 2

#1884672 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:10

or maybe just wait till you get home? fuck I don't care if I have a 5c coin stuck up there I'd never pick it in public. that's just dirty. ydi

hail_this_villai | 0

#1884688 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:12

rofl, how often does currency venture into your nose?

TheWicked | 4

#1884707 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:16

Shit happens ya'know ;D

By Doortje | 28

#1884697 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:14

You should have asked your boyfriend to pick it for you. YDI.

By DocBastard | 38

#1884726 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:22

Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

hail_this_villai | 0

#1884739 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:24

That's quite a leap Doc, even for you!

BWill9014 | 4

#1884785 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:39

lololol

salsalover_12 | 5

#1884927 - Friday 24 December 2010 1:53

omg doc i love you

bellahhh | 0

#1885275 - Friday 24 December 2010 7:50

LMFAOOOO

By Ninjafriends | 1

#1884731 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:22

It's not altogether uncommon to see people do this. Maybe being in an enclosed space makes people feel that they're isolated, despite the windows.

sourgirl101 | 25

#1884918 - Friday 24 December 2010 1:38

I believe you're correct. I read that something like 30% of people pick their nose while driving.

jvillan87 | 5

#1885122 - Friday 24 December 2010 6:14

I'd like to think that the percentage would be higher...like maybe 40%.

Ninjafriends | 1

#1885326 - Friday 24 December 2010 8:33

Maybe 42%

By Nadinek98 | 0

#1884743 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:26

what did u eat it cause that's just WRONG

By generalasskicker | 12

#1884777 - Friday 24 December 2010 0:38

power ranger^

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