By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
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DocBastard 38
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Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

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macskapingvin 0
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I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

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Ninjafriends 1

I think you impressed her.

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Sirin_fml 46
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I believe the key word is "guy".

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Sirin_fml 46
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I believe the key word here is "guy".

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Sirin, I'm a smoking-hot pot roast.

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talldude4u 3
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Absolutely with those eyes. Ostricheyes-itis, I presume? :D

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Ninjafriends 1

Oops

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fakeaccountX 6

I bet you're a real dude magnet.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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I believe technically itd be ostricheyes-osis or perhaps opthalmomegaly with a hint of blepheromegaly, but you'd have to ask Doc to be sure, as I'm no expert.

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Alpha35 4

u should've asked him to lick ur finger

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ddawgg5523 0

disgusting bitch

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Afxman 0
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did u pick a winner

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claiiire_fml 17
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43- get a sense of humor. you're making all the jokes and play on words lame by explaining them.

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Chaosinferno 4

good point

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canadian_ftw 8
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I think tinted windows are very useful in this situation.

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Rocketgirl89 17

You should have asked him if he wanted to take one side and you take the other. You would have finished picking your nose a lot faster.

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celerysticks381 0
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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snickers001 0

#49 awesome picq :)

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macskapingvin 0
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I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

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DAN7IEL 2

haha I was thinking that same thing!!!!

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kile88 2
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or maybe just wait till you get home? fuck I don't care if I have a 5c coin stuck up there I'd never pick it in public. that's just dirty. ydi

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hail_this_villai 0
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rofl, how often does currency venture into your nose?

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TheWicked 4
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Shit happens ya'know ;D

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Doortje 29
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You should have asked your boyfriend to pick it for you. YDI.

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DocBastard 38
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Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

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hail_this_villai 0
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That's quite a leap Doc, even for you!

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salsalover_12 5

omg doc i love you

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bellahhh 0

LMFAOOOO

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Ninjafriends 1

It's not altogether uncommon to see people do this. Maybe being in an enclosed space makes people feel that they're isolated, despite the windows.

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sourgirl101 28

I believe you're correct. I read that something like 30% of people pick their nose while driving.

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jvillan87 5

I'd like to think that the percentage would be higher...like maybe 40%.

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Ninjafriends 1

Maybe 42%

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Nadinek98 0
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what did u eat it cause that's just WRONG

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generalasskicker 12

power ranger^

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