Dude, you're really bad at this

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 05:00 - Kenya

Spicy
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 145
You deserved it 730

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Communication is required… I assume he was over stimulating your clit because he thought it would feel good. You should have told him to ease up…

so how is he supposed to know he's not good if you don't tell him he's not good? open your damned mouth if you have complaints. you ARE a responsible adult after all, are you?

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Communication is required… I assume he was over stimulating your clit because he thought it would feel good. You should have told him to ease up…

Jeez, the dude found the ******** and you’re still not happy.

Kinda selfish of you not to return the favor after the phone call.

so how is he supposed to know he's not good if you don't tell him he's not good? open your damned mouth if you have complaints. you ARE a responsible adult after all, are you?

If he was too aggressive down there, you should have bitten him back with your ****** teeth.

Kirby is for video games, not for *******.