By secretdoll - 09/11/2010 07:51 - United States

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Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 575
You deserved it 3 970

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knibbsy 4

I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

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oocarmelgirl0807 0

first :)

not for long.

SunshineBoy21 0

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disturb your meal.

he wanted to put his burrito in your taco! first FTW!

KarinaLizeth18 5

hahahha!! Exactly what I was thinking! xD ewwwyyy, LOL!!

were you biting into her "burrito"?

GotALife 11

You want to be my bad boy? NO!!!!! Lol wierd but funny:)

ydi for not getting up and helping.

KarinaLizeth18 5

4 - This is just so wrong! xD haha, shame on you!! LOL

dmayhemc 0

Oh, that's so awesome

lemoncows 2

suck that burrito ;)

it must of been the way you were stroking your burrito

that was me!!!

thebignixie 0

he was clearly jacking off to the burritos.

ayleyyasuko 0

wanky

must be the way u were holding the burrito

Sour cream is free.

jimbob13 0

lol

haha sexy

A girl eating burrito is a turn on, didn't you know?

your extremely pretty:)

jmack8796 0

yummeh ;)

jasonfabian 0

it's funny

Maybe, if you were, don't dress like a slut. If you weren't then I guess there's not much you can do. Also, take it as a compliment that your so beautiful that men jerk off to you:)

mangoboy1 19

I wish I was hot enough that people masturbated to me eating a burrito:(

daltreix 3

Lol that would suck just looking out the window u see 0-0 *fap fap fap* *squirt*

DAMN IT FELIPE!!! I'm going to have to talk to him about the secret sauce in his burritos I apologize for him jacking off to your face eating a burrito.

How could you tell he was jacking off if he was in his car?

#7 Exactly, this is completely made up. There is no way she would be able to see someone jacking off in their damn car.

Not true. It depends on the circumstances. If the guy was really going at it, it's hard to miss. Or, if he had a really long cock, or even, boldly, if he was parked close and was in a car that sat low; while she was sitting by a window overlooking the parking lot. it's all possible. However, most of these are obviously made up, but this isn't as far stretched as most I've seen on here.

loski87 4

That's the same thing I was wondering. Sounds like wishful thinking to me...

his arm would have been moving up and down! DUH!!

hahafylop 4

what if the door was open? or whoever it was that said his arm was moving up and down? or what if there was ••• on the window? think retards

slayerxx 7

I agree should have explained that one more

It's possible... 2nd story restaurant?

dang it! second FTW!!!

SmallTownCutie 0

you have failed once again.

Hahaha did he add mayo??

XD now dat is just wrong............ I wonder if he did lmfao

14- you wouldn't be referencing AskSwifty/ Swiftkaratechop, would you? :)

nope got no idea who those people are haha

Oh shucks. That's basically his catch phrase.

KarinaLizeth18 5

Lost for words, hmm? I don't think so. xD LOL, but your story is disgusting! ;( I'm sorry you had to go through that. There are so many sick f*ckers in the world.

knibbsy 4

I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

Dont worry! It means either you or your sister is smoking hot ! xD

sourgirl101 28

or the burrito is hot! Hey, some people get turned on by food.

yeah, I love MDMA it turns me on

If the guy is hanging out at burrito places looking for chicks to jerk off to... he might be in to fatties.

probably her sister

I saw a guy in his car jacking off one time ... He was looking at me with a blank face at a red light and I was in a truck so I saw every thing... Bad times... Bad times