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I hope you waved! Nothing would kill his boner like doing the opposite of what he expects. Actually, you should have held up your hand up to the window and spaced your index finger and thumb about 2 inches apart, to indicate that he has a tiny little penis. Do that while laughing.

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Maybe, if you were, don't dress like a slut. If you weren't then I guess there's not much you can do. Also, take it as a compliment that your so beautiful that men jerk off to you:)

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DAMN IT FELIPE!!! I'm going to have to talk to him about the secret sauce in his burritos I apologize for him jacking off to your face eating a burrito.

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#7 Exactly, this is completely made up. There is no way she would be able to see someone jacking off in their damn car.

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Not true. It depends on the circumstances. If the guy was really going at it, it's hard to miss. Or, if he had a really long cock, or even, boldly, if he was parked close and was in a car that sat low; while she was sitting by a window overlooking the parking lot. it's all possible. However, most of these are obviously made up, but this isn't as far stretched as most I've seen on here.

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what if the door was open? or whoever it was that said his arm was moving up and down? or what if there was ••• on the window? think retards

Lost for words, hmm? I don't think so. xD LOL, but your story is disgusting! ;( I'm sorry you had to go through that. There are so many sick f*ckers in the world.

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If the guy is hanging out at burrito places looking for chicks to jerk off to... he might be in to fatties.

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I saw a guy in his car jacking off one time ... He was looking at me with a blank face at a red light and I was in a truck so I saw every thing... Bad times... Bad times

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