By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 864
You deserved it 5 005

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dine n’ dash?

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

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Not really, she paid for it.

homeless person is homeless. {awesomeface}

Have your girlfriend/wife make you another.

fyl, you paid for the damn sandwich, not the bum.

the fuckin bum doesn't deserve the sammich you fuckin commie socialists

The homeless guy may be hungrier but there is no reason to steal food. Besides, there's probably a reason why he's homeless.

reasons to steal food: 1. you're starving 2. you have no other way to get it yeah, his life is way worse than yours.

also, hunger does not mean you "deserve" to steal something, 53

Deffinately his life is worse but if he is starving, he can get his ass to a homeless shelter. it's ilegal to steal food just like it's ilegal to steal a car. would you let a homeless man steal your car?

generalasskicker 12

Gota agree with 68 if you don't have something stealing from someone else is typically not the answer I can see why he did it while stealing will get you what you need doesn't make it okay he should have asked for the sandwich and then she should have given it to him while I understand that many people would not give him the sandwich it's the right way to do things

^ The longest sentence I have ever read, but I agree with it.

generalasskicker 12

indeed that was a long sentence

Well he could've done much worse, he could've hurt her and stolen her wallet, it's a sandwich big whoop, people are shoveling food into themselves everyday carelessly whilst turning a blind eye to the starving. Then, to top it all off, people bitch about Lady Gaga dressing up in meat whilst they're out chompin' down on a family meal from Maccas. He deserved the sandwich.

There is a line between bad grammar and not being able to understand someone. Asskicker surely showed us that line. I'm no Grammar Nazi but at least try to let us be able to read it. OP, chase him down and take your sandwich back. The homeless person had no right to steal it. Most homeless people are homeless because they spend all of their money on drugs or they really aren't even poor.

How is it unreadable just because it has no full stops?

He doesn't deserve the sandwich! There's a difference between deserving and needing.

I fucking hate hobos they all need to die

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

better the hobo steal your sandwich than your stereo, you got off easy

its just a sandwhich...

MISFITS!!!! :D best show ever :D :D :D but yeah... I agree

2 homeless guys have shitty lives charities don't help them and people will most likely hell girls and children than a guy for many reasons girls also have a better chance at getting jobs if you know what I mean. It was wrong of the guy to steal but I also feel bad for him. Most people cant go a day without wifi or food he has to live without it

Hunger doesn't mean he automatically can steal from others. The homeless man doesn't deserve it, he just needs it more than OP does.

dine n’ dash?

... ok, yours makes more sense.

mathew17986g 2

well you have money just go get another sandwich

Did they say they have much money? OP might have been living paycheck to paycheck and cant really afford to buy it. Anyways, it's just wrong for the person to steal your sandwich anyways. Homeless or not, they don't have the right to take somebody else's sandwich.

Are you kidding me? He works for his money. The homeless man obviously doesn't have a job. If he cleaned himself up and got a job, maybe he wouldn't need to break the law in order to get food. (Theft)

goldiefox 0

Poor man wanted a girl to make him a sammich! You must have looked like the perfect opportunity!

goldiefox 0

whoa! why did my comment get moderated?

goldiefox 0

hey watch what your calling me! I only said "sammich" so don't go pissing on me loser!

37 - rofl!!!

hahaaaaaaa!!!

hahahaha lol i loved this reply!

goldiefox 0

no I'm not! stop freaking moderating me!

hey guys stop making fun of him you have no proof he said anything wrong. Just go read the other comments.

_blah_blah_blah_ 1

it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

I'm sure America has welfare, also a lot of organizations that assist the homeless (Australia have the salvation army). it's only a sandwich but that's theft man.

DomoCullen 0

lawl

iSitt 0

he could also have been mentally I'll and not know how to find help.

Except the Op works for his money. Maybe if the homeless man got a job he wouldn't have to break the law in order to get food. At least ask for the sandwich. I hope it was a crappy sandwich.

At least he didn't replace the sandwich with poo.

tanner11111 0

thank god for that

FMLandurstoo 9

YDI for not kicking his ass afterward. it was ur sandwich and u deserve it

she owns it, but does she deserve it? you don't know she might be a complete tool. I doubt it but she has just complained about the loss of a sandwich to someone with no basic living conditions

He's most likely going to trade your half of a turkey melt, a pair of shoelaces, and a rusty nail for a 40 oz.

Oh, I would have chased a hobo down. Especially if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

pb and j sandwich really make your lazy ass another one

Psh, lazy? Considering my ass would have chased the hobo... the idea of laziness escapes me. Besides, I wouldn't have made the first one; I'm way too lazy for that shit.

No argument from me; hazelnut is pretty scrumptious.

lol that would have been a funny thing to watch.

tmmundy 17

lmao.....he deserves it!!! if he's that hungry to walk up to someone and grab their food and run. I would have yelled at him, "you could have had it, if you would only ask!!!!"

snowboarder25 0

@11 hell yea straight up lol

At least OP works for his money. the homeless man obviously doesn't if he has to break the law for food. at least ask for it. besides what makes you think he deserves it? he hasn't worked for crap.