Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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Top comments
184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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Comments (148)
donutcallmethat 16
I agree with previous posters, they could be his. But I think it is more likely he cheated with someone who wanted you to find out. Sorry, OP.
TheRoyalBattler 5
Sounds like someone is about to be black listed!
asherm 15
Well she clearly wanted to let you know.... Sorry OP!
codyswearingen 3
Maybe it was his
Laura3415 16
Early Christmas gift? Bad hiding spot? Lol
brandoneyez1 25
Looks like another rotten husband. I doubt a good explanation for this one! Sorry op
angelofsaturn 23
Sorry your husband can't be honest with you OP. I want to believe the panties are his instead of believing he's too cheap and lazy to **** another person anywhere besides your bed. If he is cheating and you divorce him give him the bed cause who knows what ***** juices might have soaked into it.
mgVISUALS 1
Then you find out its your husbands thong.
DarthVader77 9
It must be a present :). Btw, thong rocks!
mattrd_fml 31
Why do mistresses always leave their underwear behind?