Underwear and Love: What have you been up to?

What have you been up to?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 07:08 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 759

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Saturday 21 December 2013 13:08

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

Rasha97 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 13:09

Well now you do ...

Comments

donutcallmethat 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:38

I agree with previous posters, they could be his. But I think it is more likely he cheated with someone who wanted you to find out. Sorry, OP.

TheRoyalBattler 5

Saturday 21 December 2013 21:44

Sounds like someone is about to be black listed!

asherm 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:29

Well she clearly wanted to let you know.... Sorry OP!

codyswearingen 3

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:34

Maybe it was his

Laura3415 16

Saturday 21 December 2013 22:49

Early Christmas gift? Bad hiding spot? Lol

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 21 December 2013 23:31

Looks like another rotten husband. I doubt a good explanation for this one! Sorry op

angelofsaturn 23

Sunday 22 December 2013 1:24

Sorry your husband can't be honest with you OP. I want to believe the panties are his instead of believing he's too cheap and lazy to **** another person anywhere besides your bed. If he is cheating and you divorce him give him the bed cause who knows what ***** juices might have soaked into it.