Underwear and Love: What have you been up to?

What have you been up to?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 07:08 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 256

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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You deserved it 645

By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 927

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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You deserved it 3 883

By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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You deserved it 168 341

By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2022 09:00 - United States

Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML

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You deserved it 222

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 759

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Saturday 21 December 2013 13:08

Looks like you've got another case on your hands....

Rasha97 8

Saturday 21 December 2013 13:09

Well now you do ...

Comments

redwing_fml 1

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:29

bite it off.

WhiteZoneRedZone 6

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:57

My name is Larry David and I enjoy wearing women's underwear!

sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 22 December 2013 5:49

I automatically jumped to the cheating conclusion. But then I thought about this. Lets not assume the worst. If it was a pile of them, the chances are less likely that his mistress would leave an entire pile of thongs at his house. The chances are more likely, however, that he bought them for her and didnt mean for her to find them until he gave them to her. Either that or he meant for her to find them in his presence when they went to bed.

arre2006 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 5:54

You must be a lawyer. female lawyers are HOT. he's an idiot

Dman131 10

Sunday 22 December 2013 7:37

Well...time to shoot him...

cbroady0529 9

Sunday 22 December 2013 7:41

Here's hoping your husband just likes the feeling of women's underwear.

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 22 December 2013 10:00

Follow up please?

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 22 December 2013 10:25

what a sucky xmas present , im guessing you will be starting your new year with a divorce ?

johnpaisley 6

Sunday 22 December 2013 21:41

Y not

BenAfro 2

Sunday 22 December 2013 23:01

Do you have a daughter? Maybe it's her's ? I remember I used to like to get jiggy in the parents bed when I brought a girl home and they weren't there...