There are honestly too many puns that one could use to describe this disgusting fluid to face situation.

Really? This is the only intelligent comment that you can think to write? And 250 of you fucking idiots thumbed up it? Wow what are you all five years old? Do you all giggle if someone says that someone is going to erect a building? grow the fuck up.

#76- Wow... who jizzed in your cornflakes?

OP that's not how you give a blow job....

@ #82 Stupid people who can't think of making a comment that a 12yr old would make. That's who jizzed in my corn flakes. And its Lucky Charm's!!!!! :)

#82, your profile picture would best fit #76.

@ #82 Stupid people who can't think of making a comment that a 12yr old would make. That's who jizzed in my corn flakes. And its Lucky Charm's!!!!! :)

This is literally the funniest FML I've ever seen...

#76- "Thumbed up it" is awkwardly worded. It should be "thumbed it up." I was enjoying your fiery rant until your poor grammar done upsetted me.

#76...I giggled when I read the word erect.

Haha same here... Erect :D Btw #76 (#103) no gives a crap what kind cereal you have that got jizzed in. Damn if you don't want to be nice and stop being a retard get off the site. It's optional to voice your opinion... At least make it amusing and non-bitchy.

#103 "It's Lucky Charm's!!!" That makes no fucking sense what kind of stupid fucking bitch makes a terrible cereal joke that is totally irrelevant to the situation. What the fuck is wrong with you, get some social awareness, what are you 12? "grow the fuck up." (sarcasm)

It's what the cuttlefish do...

Holy shit! My first comment ever and I have so many thumbs ups!

she probably wouldnt figure it out regardless

Yeah! Why do every guy expect us girls to swallow that shit when boys can't even look at it?

Rather swallow than have a face full.

So you'd rather have it inside you then on you where you can easily wash it off?

13 -- in that case, it's almost like autofellatio. You're getting high off your own supply, so to speak. I like going down on a chick, but I never wanna taste my own spunk. Some people like it. To each their own...

If it's in you it's clean, fast and sexy. Otherwise you get a mess and maybe even a stain.

That and probably gay guys too.

# 63 69 dislikes. I think the community planned this. also, most guys aren't fond of the sight, but others like seeing it on their partner, everyone is different, hope you find the wonderful guy who wants to bust on your face instead of in your mouth I think # 2?

"umm...achoo?" "god bless you." :)

Totally!

This...

Is...

Sparta!

SPARTA!!!

SPARTA!

Is there an echo in here?

@95 I think so. I just found Narcissus so she can't be far behind.

#85 I laughed way too hard at yoyr comment

What is the point of this thread? Do I win a prize or something?

That's what Christian guilt does with you...

You're lucky if you havent had to be around the people who will question and lecture at you for almost anything. There ARE those kinds of people out there. I doubt OP was being paranoid.

I don't see why you couldn't have passed it off as tissue you have a already blown hour nose into...

People panic in those situations.

Or just throw it away.

You never know. Maybe she heard him. We need a follow up OP!