Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found several thongs in the dryer that my wife has never worn before, purchased just days before she is going on vacation with her girlfriends. Serves me right for folding the laundry. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
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184886837272837 32
Looks like you've got another case on your hands....
Rasha97 8
Well now you do ...
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Comments (148)
worldclassrager 41
Sorry OP...hope things work out...without another massive case...at least you know now...
QueenMichael 16
Could be he's a cross-dresser. In which case I'd still be disappointed in him, because lacy black things? Really?
JKROB 16
maybe he has s thing for wearing women's underware
weveallbeenthere 30
maybe they are his? secret cross dresser fantasy.
salman_albalushi 19
I think its completely your fault. If a woman dont have black thongs, her husband have the right to cheat on her! I mean come on! U dont have Black Thongs!!?? Really!
holymackeral 12
The fact that you DONT have any black thongs may be part of your problem. Just sayin...spice it up a lil, your poor husband is bored out of his mind
gigi1981 13
What a bullshit response! If he is unhappy with their sex life or her choice of underwear he should use his words, he's a big boy. Cheating is not an excuse for being unhappy with aspects of your relationship.
Fmlsea 28
that doesn't give him the right to cheat . if he thought they should spice things up then he should've spoken to his wife about it . not resorted to cheating!
8born8 18
Ugh, disgusting excuse! If the hubby was THAT BORED, he could've gone shopping for something sexy that he wanted her to wear and model for him. It's guys like you that ruin women. On behalf of my gender, **** YOU, YOU DIPSHIT, ASSHAT, BUTT MONKEY, PENCIL DICK, *******.
Kidnextdooor 5
Time to kick his ass out, what a douche bag.
guineagirl 18
he may not be cheating just dont ask about it until after christmas if he dosent give them to you as a gift talk to him about it
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
Maybe you should own some
ZorroRooster 19
Maybe your husband sometimes just likes to feel pretty?