Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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Top comments
KatieLov3sChu 4
2 secrets in 1 apparently
hellojpg 0
victor's secret
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Comments (134)
KatieLov3sChu 4
2 secrets in 1 apparently
prince122 0
both secrets disturbing.
Brool_Story_Co 17
This is more of an f your boyfriends life
hellojpg 0
victor's secret
Idonebeenhad 17
that's hawt
allenye818 2
Issues....
margie2194 12
24- I see what you did there :)
jake1632 9
And I **** in my pants..
Mr_Chow 5
Sexy...
Brool_Story_Co 17
Thanks for that margie
margie2194 12
Your welcome. Captain obvious is my mentor. He taught me well :)
Brool_Story_Co 17
That one made me laugh
shelbygordon44 7
Giggidy.
tatababe 1
I bet your doesn't mind
Amrel 10
I think this is a fml for all three unless your mom figures out that'd be 4 idk
nomnom5559922 0
Lol! Yep i wasn't ecpecting the dad one.
2ndSucks 15
F the moms life more than anyone else.. Unless she's into that kind of thing.
Kyzahhh 7
Imagine the awkwardness for the boyfriend and father
kyarush 10
Julios thongs for men. God help us all.
hannahtaskey 9
It's a two for one special!
FurryPride 9
Just me or did anyone actually jump. I did, scary crap man/girl.
badintentions 0
how much do u want to bet your weirdo boyfriend sniffed the crotch of that thong a few times?
a_nutritionist 10
@18 actually its **** her life because she has a dad who cross dresses and a boyfriend who steals other peoples underwear. assuming she has a mother and potentially a sister, the risk of it not being hers was fairly high anyway.
iPoopMusic 0
Victor's Secret
AnonymousTroll 2
149-It's not much of a secret when it's been said already.
nite66 21
I had to go back and read it lol
randomshuffle369 7
#18 it can be an fml for OP too; they found out their dad wears thongs.
SnowTrooper19 0
I wonder what your dad does in his spare time.
otb113 7
yeah, stick a carrot in his ass!
tylersign 11
57. WTF.
daaanielle14 0
haha why would your dad have a song? lmao
yomommma 6
He didnt have a song he had a thong
baseball6917 8
think I just threw up a little...
samammynanny 0
Woah!!!! I didn't know they made mongs!!!!!
ChickenInMyKitch 4
wait what? somebody wants to try my bong?
iSitt 0
Maybe it belonged to her other dad.
seeunexttuesdays 6
145, u just ruined it.
knights95 9
He probably looks good in it
Gourmet_Taco 0
Oh he does. ;)
mynameis1339 0
Agh, FHL thats just terrible.
free2speak 14
If there was any such thing as "double **** your life", I think now would be a good time to say it.
AttucisFinch 0
^ FTW ^
jazzyspazz 16
maybe he know they where his...
marmlr339 14
Grammar please!
badluckalex 23
maybe enlish is not her first language. asshole
DanielleSaysHell 0
grooss
Juliet4evr 0
I agree
idoc300 11
I don't see any goose around here, and I'm in Canada!
jayalexander 7
ok that's just messed up.
nicework 0
ur "girlfriend" is hot
lopez1222 3
Id plow your "girlfriend" till next tuesday.
FurryPride 9
number 9, I like those boots matches her outfit nicely though I wouldn't call what she's wearing an outfit exactly.
nicework 0
if that's even his girlfriend.....
a_nutritionist 10
its not his girlfriend so much as a trophy for him to display to the world. i guess some of us place our value in the opinions of strangers rather than on the quality of our relationships, our character or personal qualities.
AyeeArieel 5
ohh hmm did he return them?
Bossman11 6
I would've burned them
jren207 24
I would've burned the burnt ashes of them after burning them.
duckman9 55
considering what he could have done with them, thinking they were his gf's, I doubt her father would have wanted them back anyway!
reallytho3 11
Ur bf and dad need to reexamine themselves seriously...
Fudgeblocks 2
Ew what does he do with it and how did he even get it.
AyeeArieel 5
didnt u read it . it says he wennt into the laundry roomto get it
fatraptorjesus13 9
can you read on a second grade level?