Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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KatieLov3sChu
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2 secrets in 1 apparently
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hellojpg
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victor's secret
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KatieLov3sChu
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2 secrets in 1 apparently
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prince122
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both secrets disturbing.
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
This is more of an f your boyfriends life
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hellojpg
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victor's secret
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
that's hawt
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allenye818
| 2
Issues....
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margie2194
| 12
24- I see what you did there :)
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jake1632
| 9
And I jizz in my pants..
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Mr_Chow
| 5
Sexy...
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
Thanks for that margie
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margie2194
| 12
Your welcome. Captain obvious is my mentor. He taught me well :)
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Brool_Story_Co
| 17
That one made me laugh
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shelbygordon44
| 7
Giggidy.
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tatababe
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I bet your doesn't mind
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Amrel
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I think this is a fml for all three unless your mom figures out that'd be 4 idk
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nomnom5559922
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Lol! Yep i wasn't ecpecting the dad one.
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2ndSucks
| 15
F the moms life more than anyone else.. Unless she's into that kind of thing.
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Kyzahhh
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Imagine the awkwardness for the boyfriend and father
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kyarush
| 10
Julios thongs for men. God help us all.
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hannahtaskey
| 9
It's a two for one special!
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FurryPride
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Just me or did anyone actually jump. I did, scary crap man/girl.
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badintentions
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how much do u want to bet your weirdo boyfriend sniffed the crotch of that thong a few times?
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a_nutritionist
| 10
@18 actually its fuck her life because she has a dad who cross dresses and a boyfriend who steals other peoples underwear. assuming she has a mother and potentially a sister, the risk of it not being hers was fairly high anyway.
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iPoopMusic
| 0
Victor's Secret
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AnonymousTroll
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149-It's not much of a secret when it's been said already.
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nite66
| 21
I had to go back and read it lol
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randomshuffle369
| 7
#18 it can be an fml for OP too; they found out their dad wears thongs.
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SnowTrooper19
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I wonder what your dad does in his spare time.
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otb113
| 7
yeah, stick a carrot in his ass!
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tylersign
| 11
57. WTF.
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daaanielle14
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haha why would your dad have a song? lmao
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yomommma
| 6
He didnt have a song he had a thong
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baseball6917
| 8
think I just threw up a little...
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samammynanny
| 0
Woah!!!! I didn't know they made mongs!!!!!
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ChickenInMyKitch
| 4
wait what? somebody wants to try my bong?
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iSitt
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Maybe it belonged to her other dad.
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seeunexttuesdays
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145, u just ruined it.
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knights95
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He probably looks good in it
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Gourmet_Taco
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Oh he does. ;)
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mynameis1339
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Agh, FHL thats just terrible.
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free2speak
| 14
If there was any such thing as "double fuck your life", I think now would be a good time to say it.
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AttucisFinch
| 0
^ FTW ^
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jazzyspazz
| 16
maybe he know they where his...
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marmlr339
| 14
Grammar please!
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badluckalex
| 23
maybe enlish is not her first language. asshole
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DanielleSaysHell
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grooss
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Juliet4evr
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I agree
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idoc300
| 11
I don't see any goose around here, and I'm in Canada!
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jayalexander
| 7
ok that's just messed up.
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nicework
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ur "girlfriend" is hot
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lopez1222
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Id plow your "girlfriend" till next tuesday.
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FurryPride
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number 9, I like those boots matches her outfit nicely though I wouldn't call what she's wearing an outfit exactly.
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nicework
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if that's even his girlfriend.....
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a_nutritionist
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its not his girlfriend so much as a trophy for him to display to the world. i guess some of us place our value in the opinions of strangers rather than on the quality of our relationships, our character or personal qualities.
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AyeeArieel
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ohh hmm did he return them?
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Bossman11
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I would've burned them
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jren207
| 24
I would've burned the burnt ashes of them after burning them.
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duckman9
| 54
considering what he could have done with them, thinking they were his gf's, I doubt her father would have wanted them back anyway!
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reallytho3
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Ur bf and dad need to reexamine themselves seriously...
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Fudgeblocks
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Ew what does he do with it and how did he even get it.
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AyeeArieel
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didnt u read it . it says he wennt into the laundry roomto get it
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fatraptorjesus13
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can you read on a second grade level?