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By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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Marynfrankie 19

There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

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daz18m 15

He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"

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Marynfrankie 19

There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Must.....resist.....urge....to...make......bad.....pun. Ok So was this an accident, or did he feel like he was lacking some enjoyment in your relationship?

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GummyJellyfish 12

Lucky girl! You found yourself a proper explorer!

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Eldslibo 20

"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pool filter" How? Why? Did he stick it there on purpose or was it an accident? So much questions. We need answers!

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Soparot 29

Not really sure how he could manage to accidentally stick it in there. Especially if you assume he was wearing a swimsuit.

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Eldslibo 20

Honestly, I assumed there was no swimsuit. And crazier accidents has happened, so why not? The more important question then, why would he stick it there voluntary?

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Soparot 29

Trust me, I don't understand his reasoning if it was intentional. The only thing I can think of is curiosity, maybe to see what it would feel like or something. Who knows? Maybe he's done it before and liked it so much he wanted to do it again.

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K3719er 9

Shouldn't HE be the one writting the FML then? I don't see why this F's your life...

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