And I oop

By AnxiousCucumber - 07/09/2016 20:41 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, my boyfriend's dick got stuck in the wrong hole. And by wrong hole I mean the pool filter. FML
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There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"

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Could've happenend to me too, actually

There are just so many questions left unanswered here.

Must.....resist.....urge....to...make......bad.....pun. Ok So was this an accident, or did he feel like he was lacking some enjoyment in your relationship?

Ooh, what does this hole do??

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He gives a new meaning "to be sucked off"

Lucky girl! You found yourself a proper explorer!

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men are all children at heart.

"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pool filter" How? Why? Did he stick it there on purpose or was it an accident? So much questions. We need answers!

Not really sure how he could manage to accidentally stick it in there. Especially if you assume he was wearing a swimsuit.

Honestly, I assumed there was no swimsuit. And crazier accidents has happened, so why not? The more important question then, why would he stick it there voluntary?

Trust me, I don't understand his reasoning if it was intentional. The only thing I can think of is curiosity, maybe to see what it would feel like or something. Who knows? Maybe he's done it before and liked it so much he wanted to do it again.

Shouldn't HE be the one writting the FML then? I don't see why this F's your life...