Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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Top comments
datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
SuperDanielNL 23
Just be honest to him, that he creeps you out. If you were to do that in a public place, i.e school I don't think he'll do much harm. Personally I think people just need to be honest to each other. Because not doing anything won't make this problem dissapear and a restraining order seems like overreacting to me.
Mopmob02 18
Looks like we have a level 10 clinger; I haven't seen a case like this in years. Alright we will need to start emergency procedures, OP take a seat... We have a lot of work to do.
pnutbutternjelly 15
What a creeper? Are there no normal human beings in existence any more?
SixxAM_fml 9
he must be really ugly if he's fallen in love that easily
Zomg_Okay 27
So you've never had a crush, fallen for somebody really quickly, or anything along those lines, I take it?
panda_lou 11
Exactly how nice were you? I would simply explain that you are just wanting to be friends. If he can't handle it then that's his ish. I would def. think twice about a restraining order though. That's traumatizing to both parties when it may not even be necessary.
TallMist 32
#63 is right. Besides, even if there IS a restraining order in place here, that in no way stops him from messaging her. And before you say she could just block the guy or deny friend requests or something like that, what if the messages are on facebook and the two have a common friend or two? He'll be able to message her still. There's always a way around blocked and ignored messages. A restraining order won't help OP get away.
panda_lou 11
Back in my day you just got a girls parents to like you so that they'd guilt trip her in to going on at least one date with you. Then you bang em, get em pregnant, and then let the crushing shame and guilt from society force them in to marriage. Muahaha. Lot less work involved than stalking, and they'll make you sammiches.
danial1214 21
Manipulate him through his love for you.
Jordath_Fil 11
It's so horrible, and yet so effective...
suboy 10
I see a "If i cant have you no one can" in your near future.
AtomicRebirth 11
The moral of the story is to never be nice to anyone ever.
BananerzFresh 12
Maybe that is why he is at a new school. •.•