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Lesson learnt. Don't give your number to random cute guys.
How long does it take you to deliver his damn sammich, if i was him id sue your ass
i agree, how is this an FML?
Because his a freaky, love-starved stalker. OP YDI for assuming being shallow and only giving your number to someone because he was a football player.
......what?
who gives a **** ya *****. you think we don't care enough or we care to much. I hope next time he calls you it is to say I am breaking up you never anserw the phone!!!!!!
ah damn, these guys stinks.
wtf girls love this shit. If he's like guys I've dealt with (indirectly, through my female friends), he will be the nicest guy for two weeks until you give in and fall for him, and then he will treat you like shit for the next 50 weeks.
Girls like being treated well, we don't like being stalked. There's a difference.
So since you're the girl, you expect the guy to call you. Because that's not a girl thing, right? And if he calls you too soon, then he obviously has so much interest in you that he would be too easy, and that wouldn't be fun at all. Then he wouldn't be the guy for you. But if he calls you beyond your deadline, then he obviously wouldn't be able to keep up with you. Then he wouldn't be the guy for you. But what if he calls at just the right time? Then you'll analyze each and every thing he says, to make SURE he's the right guy for you. And if he ever says anything you don't like, even if it's a mistake, then he's obviously not the right guy for you.
AMEN brother. I wish I were naiive enough to argue with that.
I completely agree wit 66. thts EXACTLY what girls do. I really find it stupid that they can't see so? like it's realll obvious... I like your pic of mf doom bro
66 Your my hero
inception in a comment. whoa
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.
you girls that don't think there is a problem with that much obsession clearly haven't been in a situation like this before. it's so unattractive to be that desperate. if the op isn't answering, the creep should have gotten the message 5 calls ago. if my boyfriend of 2 years did this to me I'd yell at him, and that's after 2 years.
Or you just answer him, wasn't he cute? Or you can just put him on the blacklist...
blackmail...? brilliant
clingy much? but seriously, YDI because you could just pick up.
At 40, a star football player will be fading out of existence. At 40, a nerd/geek will be at the peak of his career and life. And somehow people respect brawn more than brains.
I have to disagree, in both cases it just depends on how good you are at what you do. I mean how much money does David Beckham make.
It's a biological thing, the strong cavemen survived longer against the mammoth than the intelligent one...and thus he might be more able to produce strong and healthy children. It's the same with 90-60-90...these proportions were just an indicator on how fertile a woman is, that's why men think it is attractive. I think so too (although it isn't everything). But a wise or intelligent man always finds a way around it...like helping the local king with war machines and gaining his daughter as...payment or inventing some mystic stuff and scaring the shit out of people if they don't believe what you say...be creative!
Yes but Bill Gates is one scary mother ******, also are we talking about fame money or what here?
Athletic, good looking geeks? I wasn't aware these mythical creatures existed. Please, point me in their direction, I beg you!
Get of the computer, go to your bedroom, ones probably ******* your wife as we speak. And if you are a female or do not have a wife i still stand by this statement.
"And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is the RARE athletic geek. There are only 3 documented organisms on planet Earth today. Please do not take pictures, do not feed, and do NOT talk to it. It's intelligent conversation while looking brilliantly buff may blow your mind. Move along, move along..."
woah woah woah. being smart doesn't make you weak. i build tesla coils and shit in class/ but hang out and play basketball wit friends in the afternoons. i'm nerdy and decently athletic.
@ 25 I actually prefer my geeky guys to look geeky. The whole athlete/jock look does absolutely nothing for me. Mind you, that doesn't mean they still wouldn't dominate the world, just that I wouldn't date them even if they did. :p
I am one so...
the fast that he is OBSESSED with her after two hours
I bet she was obsessed before she gave him her number.
Start telling everyone about how small his penis is. That will shut him up.
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at least he likes you..
MMkay, so the bad thing would be the fact he couldn't stop dialing your number? Whats the big deal? You gave your number to him so.. just DEAL with it. And just tell him to stop calling the next time he called. Problem solved.