Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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Top comments
datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
kayaker83 4
My sister had a teacher seriously sexually harass her and come to find out he's been doing it for years to MANY girls. She and a few others came forward to only have her classmates get pisses at her cause they got easy "A's" cause they didn't mind it. Go to school and tell him to back off!
msairhead 8
Only in Canada xD
doglover100 29
Report him for harassment
jnharris 2
I fully under stand the pain.
alexandrialala 6
Flattering, but a bit creepy.
Aliserguy 2
tell him your not interested
chris_a7x 11
Sorry I thought you loved me back!
Therewhenneeded 16
Been there several times. If you can, just be honest with him and if he keeps acting stalkerish, go to the principal.
Levvy 22
A saying of my grandfather's applies here: "You pet a stray, you got yourself a dog."
kingsian 15
Tell that man to fall back like a dog getting tickled lol