Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
RedPillSucks 33
show him your collection of dead rats or the old boogers you keep "for later". Pray to God he doesn't come up with something creepier.
subwaysurfers 13
Then we'll see an FML from him about how the love of his life has a weird habit of collecting disgusting things. Creeps don't always realise something's wrong with them.
RoperGirl203 9
You never know, he might have a booger collection too. You two could have something in common!
PinkieKeen 20
"...you wanna see something even better? it's in my pants..."
Selphis 20
Let him down easy... he's obviously a bit disturbed...
mercsl65 7
U better watch your back cuz. Love hurts and he's about to show you.
Cainicide 5
Now we see why he switched schools.
DocBastard 40
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk to strangers? This kid really puts the "strange" in "stranger".
ICastillo 25
Stranger Danger!!!
SApprentice 34
Er, what kind of message? By phone, or facebook or school email? If it was by phone, you may have sent him the wrong message by giving him your number, making him all spazzy because his hopes are up. You might just need to tell him how you feel, if you have not done so yet. If he had to actually hunt your information down himself, like finding your facebook after you two talked, then that makes this all the more stalker-y. But, yeah, confessing to some powerful love for you is going too far.
lilhellian 27
This is why I don't vote FML's like this. Because either situation can really change it..
loserman67 36
I'm just going to parrot a lot of other responses in here, but if you just met the kid, why did you give him your contact information? Sorry, but I gave you a YDI. It's one thing to be trusting, another to be foolish. Use your head next time -- and start carrying mace.
PokemonLove993 17
well since they go to school together perhaps he looked OP on Facebook and knowing how most teens are will accept anyone if they go to school together. I still get friend requests from people I went to school with that I never even talked to!
jipster 11
Woaw just do the friendzone thing
kandi_kid69 15
27- How's that going to stop him from being a creep?
warfart 5
Oh.. Good. I found you
panda_lou 11
Sweet baby Jesus your picture is creepy!
firefly319 7
Just tell him you are flattered, but your girlfriend and you have a committed relationship.