Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
seamus87 4
I'll give you some honest advice about blokes. I'm sure most guys will agree. It is rare for a guy to go out of his way to be just friends with a girl. If one starts talking to you randomly, he probably wants in your pants. So likewise, don't 'be nice' to random dudes, because they probably assume you're hitting on them, no matter how innocent the chit chat.
haley_626 5
Obsessive much?
oliviaamber18 3
Maybe he's just new to love and innocent about these emotions so he took your kindness for more than it really was.
cmac86 24
Now you know why your parents always taught you to never talk to strangers.
RoseChuck 3
Why the hell did you give him your number then??
lessthanhack 3
Don't be too scared, I did the same thing to a girl (in letter form) when she smiled at me. She responded a little differently though...She pulled me aside and said "I don't find you appealing at all, but since I knew this had to take a lot of guts from a guy like you, I'll have a coke with you," You see? She took 5 minutes of her time and gave me the best day of my life instead of being a snob...I would give anything for someone to send me love emails!
withered 30
#127 That kind of behaviour is creepy. People are not being a snob for trying to get rid of such people. Not to mention people like that can often be dangerous. Seriously, it seems the victims of such creepy behaviour can't win. Try to reject politely - they're "leading them on". Tell them to F off - they're "snob".
BigSexy123 11
I remember the first guy I dated in high school. I was so excited that someone finally took notice of me and found me dateable (I was 17 at the time) that I would constantly bug the guy, asking when I'd see him again, etc. He eventually just cut me off and I got the hint. It hurt a lot more, though, than if he had just told me what I was doing. I mellowed out eventually; I'm sure he will too. However, I highly recommend that you talk to him. It'll ease the pain just a bit.
sgtcxelite 11
Pretty much the same happened with me my freshman year ._. He had a speech impediment that made him sound like he was trying to speak through a bowl full of Jello and blond curls that quite resembled a small afro.. We had the same lunch period, so he would come to the library with me and sit at the same table as me and just read to himself. It was incredibly annoying.. especially since he twitches his head and makes this weird face that looks like he's in the middle of saying the word "ew." He was never NOT making that face. We talked occasionally on Facebook after the school librarian told him I liked anime and drawing, too. He got this weird obsession with me.. Made a bunch of statuses obviously targeted towards me a short period after we started talking. Frequently asked me for advice on confessing his feelings to this "shy short girl" because he knew he belonged with her but he didn't know whether he should tell her because "she has a boyfriend." Wrote me a poem about how he really wants to die but the only thing keeping him going is the thought of one day "embracing" me in his arms. Luckily he's an upperclassman now and has a different lunch period.
Anonymous_1995 2
OMG! I know exactly how you feel. I talked to a new kid in my gym class and gave him my number when he asked (I very rarely ever answer it, even for really good friends, because it's never with me, so I figured there wouldn't be any harm done.) That night he asked me out, over text. I wasn't exactly ready to talk to him the next day...also found out that he was a freshman, and I was a sophomore. Over the next week I had a total of 80 messages between the two of us. Only 16 were from me, but I was trying to get him to leave me alone. I know how you feel. Not fun.
lizardlips 1
be the crazier part of the twosome: insist on going everywhere together--even the bathroom, talk about your wedding and all the stuff he'll have to do, talk about married life and all the projects you have for him already, insist on ALWAYS holding hands (act butt-hurt when he lets go, for any reason), talk constantly about food then ask if he'll still be in love with you if you get fat, tell him how much you like cats and want to adopt as many as your house can hold....