Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Call him a fat and ugly creepy stalker hoar. Works for me, I don't have to worry about creepy girls trying to get with me! Or any girls, for that matter...
olpally 33
That's because *looks at username* you're a troll. Lol :D
zyzy92 8
Overly obsessed boyfriend has been found
TyroneeBiggums 3
But isn't that how true love always starts, with some creepy guy loving you like crazy after one interaction?
rebelliousshroom 12
In Romeo and Juliet? Yes. In reality? No.
perdix 31
What's the problem? Make him buy you lunch, carry your books and do your homework. Then, tell him your love can only last as long as it's secret. All the service, none of the embarrassment. YWIA!
panda_lou 11
I like your thinking! Of course she will want a boyfriend/girlfriend eventually. . . That would probably end with the entire country knowing that some crazy guy kidnapped his girlfriend and let her die in a locked room with no water that got to hot because the cops found him and wont let him go so nobody can care for her and he isn't going to say anything because they will take her away and "if I can't have her, nobody can."
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
68, longest run-on sentence EVER. As a grammar Nazi, that comment gave me an aneurism.
panda_lou 11
It was meant to. Wanted you to feel the loss of breath and panic. You're welcome.
SenselessPattern 12
75, now you switched to fragments on the other end of the grammar spectrum, and 72 you misspelled aneurysm. Come on people, the holidays are almost here and this is the best you can do?
CrazyManNo9 29
I (LOVE) YOU TOO! SO MUCH! I CAN'T STAND IT! <No, we're really just okay dear.?
upsidedownn 8
It's really sad how genuinely nice people are so rare in our society that people like him misunderstand someone being nice with someone being interested in them.
rebelliousshroom 12
I agree =(
Obey_StudBoii 23
Someones obsessed. It's a good thing he doesn't know where you live.
stormchaser24 24
Why did you give him your number?
BigSexy123 11
Maybe she was just trying to encourage a friendship. It can be pretty scary being a new kid.
olpally 33
Next time, on dateline NBC. Run op, run!
RobbinBrothels 7
Have you tried stalking him back? Or you could show him "Honey Boo Boo" reruns and mention how you aspire to be like Mama June. Should dry that creepy right up...