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By dangerZone / Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:43 / United States - Statesboro
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  hellbilly205  |  17

Always better to be first then last!

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  mkcontrollers  |  11

Evolution #48

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  chowE_fml  |  4

Columbine

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  iAmLauRawr  |  10

Maybe he's socially awkward? awkward people do weird stuff. I myself used to be really awkward and did weird shit to spark a conversation. However, a hit list was not one of them. If he created it in front of you then i assume he did it as a joke, BUT if he whipped it out his bag and did some creepy ass smile... then screw the saying "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" and purchase a high quality bullet vest and keep that mother fucker close instead.

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  BaKuTay  |  14

48- British scientists have already proven that it was the chicken that came first, due to the fact that a protein, found only in a chicken's ovaries, is necessary for the formation of the egg.

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  whostolemylama  |  12

Actually the answer is WHO GIVES! Really, it's the same as is the glass half full or half empty. It's based on perception which clearly this FML does not need. It needs closure.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Thank you, 120, for saying that. With the amount of massacres these past couple of years, I'd take that seriously and tell the school counselor. To OP, it was refreshing to see that you wanted a lonely person to have company. Nowadays, people care way too much what others think of them, in social matters. Keep paying it forward :-).

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  BaKuTay  |  14

131- However, the debate includes the chicken egg and the chicken, not any other egg. Therefore, your argument that because dinosaurs laid eggs is irrelevant to this debate.

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  sarahshanghai  |  9

It's probably dusty because OP is at the top.

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  zoPwNAgEzo  |  21

Unless OP is a guy.

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That's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard.... -.- he already dislikes you enough to put you on the TOP of a hit list. Lets kick his ass while I'm at it. Let's see if I can get him to kill my whole family while he's at it. There we have the ever present ignaraMOOSE.

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  Gnieves28  |  4

I'd be deathly afraid to report him. What if he found out it was you that reported him... Then he'd go ape shit. OOF. Double bladed sword.

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  CharresBarkrey  |  15

70 - That's why you report him to the police. All these shootings in the US are happening, and we're finding out AFTER that nearly all of the shooters told at least one person what they were planning. Most of them do. I reported a kid in high school who had a detailed plan of killing one kid. One kid. The cops expelled him from our school district, and who knows what would've happened if I hadn't done it.

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  KingCeltic77  |  18

I once did a service project in a service project in the inner city, and there was a young lad, who was as nice as. Could be, and I was tutoring him. Then he told me about all of his dads guns, and how he wants to bring the AK-47 and shoot his teacher and attack the school. Would he go through with it? My guess, no, but I told my teacher, and he sent an e-mail to the school. You can never be too sure. For all we know, he could've been serious.

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