Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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cranberries_fml 17

If you've had a crush on him since the fourth grade you might be...a tad clingy

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katie1243 16

Sounds like he's a loose canon anyway. You're better off!!

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katie1243 16

Sounds like he's a loose canon anyway. You're better off!!

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Tarlachia 33

Yeah, no true bibliophile likes collections that are scattered all over the place. Oh, you mean cannon. In that case, his cannon balls probably lack real substance.

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TheNewGuy03 28

I personally love people who are non-canonical

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MrConfusion 21

You waited for HIM to make a move after 11 YEARS? Sorry OP, you deserve this one.

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Bearsmomma 30

OP may have tried tracking him down through the years, but was unable to find him. It's happened to me. Especially with common names. Or if they've moved far away.

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soodytheboi 23

If he doesn't want you around him a lot, you're probably better off without him anyway.

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cranberries_fml 17

If you've had a crush on him since the fourth grade you might be...a tad clingy

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amazed_71 14

Not a crush SINCE 4th grade. She had a crush on him IN 4th grade. At least, that's how I read it.

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HolyyMolyy 13

I wasn't crushing on him since 11 years.

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HolyyMolyy 13

I wasn't crushing on him since 11 years.

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interesting33 36

I've had crushes on people for ages... not a big deal

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tantanpanda 26

If he was, he would have stayed till receiving some instant gratification. No fuckboy chats for hours and leaves when it's this easy.

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DoomedGemini 37

This is kinda..opposite from typical fuckboi behavior? Op messaged him, typically its if women don't respond within a certain limit of time or show no interest in sex with them that they blow up.

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alex_gen 38

Uh, I want to see his side of the story, considering you did wait till you were 20/21 to talk to him. I mean, 11 years later, I don't have feelings for my 4th grade crush, and she's become a hottie, so, I'm wondering if you are indeed clingy.

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nix1993 41

It doesn't actually say that OP still has a crush on him...

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almost_there44 26

It doesn't have to say that word-for-word. It's clearly implied that she still feels a way for him or she wouldn't have replied. Plus him being a "hottie", might have had something to do with her very eager reply.

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PainInTheAsss 16

Who needs looks? Right? Go for somebody that's a nerd for something that you're a nerd for too.

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AbbytheMacaroni 9

Mixed messages much? Not sure what the dude was expecting.

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almost_there44 26

I don't know why people are dumping on him. She's acting like she won the lottery because of a simple friend request. It sounds to me like she kept messaging him and he then did what he did. She does seems a little clingy.

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sarcasmismyno1 22

Sounds like maybe he over reacted a bit here. You don't need him in your life if he's gonna be like that.

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