Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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strandedinalimo 0

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

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lisaaaar 0

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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strandedinalimo 0

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

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AJG390 0

Lol. I'm pretty sure he would figure out she was lying if she did that. And then he really wouldn't want to talk to her lol.

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jdomfml 0

guys actually just want (if ur hot) u to drop ur pants and rip off ur shirt. if ur hot*

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jdomfml 0

take off all clothes, wear sexy underwear and just jump on him, if ure hot that is, if not, go back to talking to ure fat friends

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dudeitsdanny 9

Maybe she IS the fat friend. Learn a second language and base this relationship on a lie. =)

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im2good25 0

and he didn't do anything while your mouth was WIDE open???

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1zinzanzin 0

ur not pritty sure ur just pritty

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Terwilliger 0

@1: anything would work for you cause youre mega beautiful. the poster of this fml is prob some fattie, so its harder for her.

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tweetbaby14 18

I would like to inform the losers trying to get with the people over the Internet that you're lame and need a life mkay. you're welcome and don't tell me I need a life cuz I'm on here cuz it's 6 in the morning and I do what I want

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Jrook 0

29 thinks 25 is hot? good for you openly gay person

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Tuptup_fml 0

"Yes, I am a foreign exchange student and I do not speak any English."

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GeoThermalSleuth 0

Here are some lines you should have said "Me no speak English" "Es Me no Understando" "O hibi hobi dubi" Then run!

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Tuptup_fml 0

Or... "Me gusta el muy grande pene" "Comer me fofo vajina por favor"=]

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KurouTenshi 0

or better yet "meessir superman ees no here"

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MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

um? ur still on the computer at 6 in the morning and you're calling them losers, sure you 'do what you want' but if your going to use that as an excuse so can they.

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Abaastart 0

Today, a cute girl came up to me in school and started rambling incoherently. I thought she might be a foreign exchange student, but when I asked her, she ran away. FML

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danijay88 0

you replied yes right?

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thikimo 0

she should have replied with a fart. the universal way of saying I love you.. or atleast that's what my guy says.....dmnit fml

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pzawesome 0

wow ...grow some testes..... wait what??... ohhh go grow some ovaries and be a man or woman in this case.

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lisaaaar 0

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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DGross 8

Wow that is funny although if you ever get to know him I'm sure it will be something you will laugh over eventually :-) It may be an FML now but later it won't be...

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blackhawk089 0

it's either a fat chick or a 7-9th grader

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strandedinalimo 0

No, it will be an FML for the rest of her life!

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bihero 0

i dun really understand this fml

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Eddie_Paints 0

Why couldn't you speak? Did he put something in your mouth?

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Eddie_Paints 0

55 It's called a joke Dumbass! I ain't got time to explain it to you!

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imdeborah 0

awww, I could totally picture that happen to me. actually it does quite often ahaha. you should try again tho. :) or explain yourself about that haha. perhaps over the Internet?that's what I'd do. >.< :P

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1sarcasticmind_fml_fml 0

come on! gimme a break u were actually that "speechless" or incoherent because of his looks? don't try to show off in front of your friends if your just going to make a fool of yourself.

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juniorsgay 0

IDIOT!!! learn the second language! and **** him! hot guys that are really hard to talk to r usally really good in bed! XD

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PedoBearSaysYES 0

lol that's so cute. but at least you tried. :) ;) say yes and blow him a kiss and say it's a custom lol

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Diannaa 0

LMAO love your pic. You should soooo have a boxing match with Sexual Harassment Panda.

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