Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
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strandedinalimo 0
Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.
lisaaaar 0
WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P
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strandedinalimo 0
Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.
AJG390 0
Lol. I'm pretty sure he would figure out she was lying if she did that. And then he really wouldn't want to talk to her lol.
jdomfml 0
guys actually just want (if ur hot) u to drop ur pants and rip off ur shirt. if ur hot*
jdomfml 0
take off all clothes, wear sexy underwear and just jump on him, if ure hot that is, if not, go back to talking to ure fat friends
dudeitsdanny 10
Maybe she IS the fat friend. Learn a second language and base this relationship on a lie. =)
Mx_Rider 6
youre hot :D
im2good25 0
and he didn't do anything while your mouth was WIDE open???
1zinzanzin 0
ur not pritty sure ur just pritty
Terwilliger 0
@1: anything would work for you cause youre mega beautiful. the poster of this fml is prob some fattie, so its harder for her.
tweetbaby14 18
I would like to inform the losers trying to get with the people over the Internet that you're lame and need a life mkay. you're welcome and don't tell me I need a life cuz I'm on here cuz it's 6 in the morning and I do what I want
hailphire130 0
lol
Jrook 0
29 thinks 25 is hot? good for you openly gay person
Tuptup_fml 0
"Yes, I am a foreign exchange student and I do not speak any English."
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Here are some lines you should have said "Me no speak English" "Es Me no Understando" "O hibi hobi dubi" Then run!
Tuptup_fml 0
Or... "Me gusta el muy grande pene" "Comer me fofo vajina por favor"=]
KurouTenshi 0
or better yet "meessir superman ees no here"
crazycornn 0
I agree with 58
MoooMooMooMooMoo 0
um? ur still on the computer at 6 in the morning and you're calling them losers, sure you 'do what you want' but if your going to use that as an excuse so can they.
Abaastart 0
Today, a cute girl came up to me in school and started rambling incoherently. I thought she might be a foreign exchange student, but when I asked her, she ran away. FML
NashwB 0
#19 FTW
RunnaWhat 0
Pretty
danijay88 0
you replied yes right?
thikimo 0
she should have replied with a fart. the universal way of saying I love you.. or atleast that's what my guy says.....dmnit fml
pzawesome 0
wow ...grow some testes..... wait what??... ohhh go grow some ovaries and be a man or woman in this case.
lisaaaar 0
WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P
elusivepoison 0
MOAR NOU
DGross 8
Wow that is funny although if you ever get to know him I'm sure it will be something you will laugh over eventually :-) It may be an FML now but later it won't be...
blackhawk089 0
it's either a fat chick or a 7-9th grader
strandedinalimo 0
No, it will be an FML for the rest of her life!
bihero 0
i dun really understand this fml
Eddie_Paints 0
Why couldn't you speak? Did he put something in your mouth?
sleekRelease 0
8, they're called emotions, dumbass.
Eddie_Paints 0
55 It's called a joke Dumbass! I ain't got time to explain it to you!
imdeborah 0
awww, I could totally picture that happen to me. actually it does quite often ahaha. you should try again tho. :) or explain yourself about that haha. perhaps over the Internet?that's what I'd do. >.< :P
Asheanao 0
Get over it?
1sarcasticmind_fml_fml 0
come on! gimme a break u were actually that "speechless" or incoherent because of his looks? don't try to show off in front of your friends if your just going to make a fool of yourself.
juniorsgay 0
IDIOT!!! learn the second language! and **** him! hot guys that are really hard to talk to r usally really good in bed! XD
PedoBearSaysYES 0
lol that's so cute. but at least you tried. :) ;) say yes and blow him a kiss and say it's a custom lol
Diannaa 0
LMAO love your pic. You should soooo have a boxing match with Sexual Harassment Panda.