Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing and showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
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Top comments
datgamerchick 14
This is what happens when you try to be nice to people. Tsk, tsk.
ahinners 11
Someone needs a restraining orderrrrrr!
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Comments (75)
Valiumknights44 12
Well you can't say no one likes you....
spottyblanket 8
Tell him to back off. Also, Keep the messages and report him to the headteacher. This is harrassment, the school will take it seriously
brightaylar 4
This happened to me before
Brssps 13
39- wrong in this case its.....hey I just met you (literally), and this is crazy (very), but heres my number,(should never of gave him it) so stalk me baby(he is)
white16sox 19
There's a reply button for situations like this.
TallMist 32
And the joke seems way too forced, IMO.
kaylamrichards 4
Same situation right here, sweetness. Just tell him to **** off, it works!
merrielp 13
how did he get your number? ydi
Amama_fml 30
Well, that escalated quickly.
hateevryone 15
Block his number.
Insanityconfined 21
Orly...
rebelliousshroom 12
People like that don't take hints, not even strong ones. Ignoring them, for instance, won't help. And if you try to let them down easy, they think that there's still hope and will continue to harass you. You can always try letting him down easy, OP, but eventually you will need to be very harsh. At first he will get angry and maybe threaten you, but he'll most likely do nothing about it. He'll be just as angry anyway the day he realizes that he actually doesn't have a chance, so you might as well get it over with. Plus, the longer you let him live in the fantasy, the angrier he will be when you reject him. Believe me, I experienced this once and some of my friends have experienced it several times. These types act and react in a surprisingly consistent pattern.