Strange Diet

By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 18:00

Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 428
You deserved it 193

Same thing different taste

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Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

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Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

Wadlaen 23

I'd tell her to use bubble gum or mouth water instead...

if your girlfriend is worried about absorbing calories through her skin, she may have an eating disorder