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Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML

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hamburgerjung 23

Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

RichardPencil 32

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

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hamburgerjung 23

Well I‘ve heard, that Deodorants have NEGATIVE calories and of you inhale enough of it at once you‘ll never gain a pound again^^

RichardPencil 32

"5 calories per serving and 1000% of the USRDA of Aluminum." And go back to sleep.

Wadlaen 24

I'd tell her to use bubble gum or mouth water instead...

distortedcognition 17

Does she eat lead paint chips too?

Snailfarts 27

if your girlfriend is worried about absorbing calories through her skin, she may have an eating disorder