By mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9
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♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

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ThuNDeY 23
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"How do you like your coffee sir?" OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

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UserDoesNotExist 12
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Ouch, sorry OP. Chairs are evil creatures sometimes and can catch us at the wrong times.

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AliGInTheHouse 24

Change your method of waking up to that if it works

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trucker2 33
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Hot and bothered just roll with it

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RememberSchlitz 9
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♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

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tin_cup 27
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Brilliant!!!!!

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ThuNDeY 23
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"How do you like your coffee sir?" OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

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negb 30
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I should start offering "coffee on your crotch" at the cafe I work at!

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Anonymousbeing 15
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Look on the bright side, at least you have some cooked sausage.

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feven 32
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A͎t͎ l͎e͎a͎s͎t͎ y͎o͎u͎ w͎o͎k͎e͎ u͎p͎ r͎i͎g͎h͎t͎?

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feven 32
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Am I seeing things?

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Sora_McKain 36
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What is up with those arrows?

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feven 32
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#13 Its my phone messing with me.

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Grisha_fml 18
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so technically the coffee worked...

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farmgirl98 14
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There's always a silver lining, glad you found yours op!

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

So does that mean this a cup half full or half empty kind of day?

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