Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
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UserDoesNotExist
| 12
Ouch, sorry OP. Chairs are evil creatures sometimes and can catch us at the wrong times.
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AliGInTheHouse
| 24
Change your method of waking up to that if it works
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trucker2
| 33
Hot and bothered just roll with it
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RememberSchlitz
| 9
♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫
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tin_cup
| 27
Brilliant!!!!!
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RachelLo
| 4
Lmao!!
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RachelLo
| 4
Lmao!! ????
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ThuNDeY
| 23
"How do you like your coffee sir?"
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"
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negb
| 30
I should start offering "coffee on your crotch" at the cafe I work at!
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Anonymousbeing
| 15
Look on the bright side, at least you have some cooked sausage.
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feven
| 32
A͎t͎ l͎e͎a͎s͎t͎ y͎o͎u͎ w͎o͎k͎e͎ u͎p͎ r͎i͎g͎h͎t͎?
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feven
| 32
Am I seeing things?
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Sora_McKain
| 36
What is up with those arrows?
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feven
| 32
#13 Its my phone messing with me.
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Grisha_fml
| 18
so technically the coffee worked...
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farmgirl98
| 14
There's always a silver lining, glad you found yours op!
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TheyCallMeDamien
| 17
So does that mean this a cup half full or half empty kind of day?
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"