FML : Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better...

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mumblingdope - / Wednesday 25 May 2016 08:52 / Indonesia - Jakarta

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By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6614599 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:44

♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

By ThuNDeY | 23

#6614600 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:44

"How do you like your coffee sir?"
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

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By UserDoesNotExist | 12

#6614591 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:38

Ouch, sorry OP. Chairs are evil creatures sometimes and can catch us at the wrong times.

By AliGInTheHouse | 24

#6614593 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:40

Change your method of waking up to that if it works

By trucker2 | 33

#6614594 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:41

Hot and bothered just roll with it

By RememberSchlitz | 9

#6614599 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:44

♪♫ The best part of waking up, is Folger's on your junk♪♫

tin_cup | 27

#6614773 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:26

Brilliant!!!!!

RachelLo | 4

#6614964 - Thursday 26 May 2016 2:46

Lmao!!

RachelLo | 4

#6614968 - Thursday 26 May 2016 2:49

Lmao!! ????

By ThuNDeY | 23

#6614600 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:44

"How do you like your coffee sir?"
OP: "I don't care. I'm just going to spill it anyway"

negb | 30

#6614865 - Thursday 26 May 2016 0:11

I should start offering "coffee on your crotch" at the cafe I work at!

By Anonymousbeing | 15

#6614604 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:46

Look on the bright side, at least you have some cooked sausage.

By feven | 32

#6614606 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:47

A͎t͎ l͎e͎a͎s͎t͎ y͎o͎u͎ w͎o͎k͎e͎ u͎p͎ r͎i͎g͎h͎t͎?

feven | 32

#6614609 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:49

Am I seeing things?

Sora_McKain | 36

#6614729 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 20:11

What is up with those arrows?

feven | 32

#6614775 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 21:28

#13 Its my phone messing with me.

By Grisha_fml | 18

#6614626 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 18:23

so technically the coffee worked...

By farmgirl98 | 14

#6614660 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 18:57

There's always a silver lining, glad you found yours op!

By TheyCallMeDamien | 17

#6614668 - Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:12

So does that mean this a cup half full or half empty kind of day?

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