By crazygirl10 - United States
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
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  epoh_fml  |  0

that's an FML for you, OP? me dancing around and singing is a near everyday occurance at my house lol you should see me in the car :) I crack my daughter up.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Sean, your thread-jacking powers are so immense that you will find a way. Oh, look, you just did. Congratulations.

Next time I'll say "First" and get modded just for your enjoyment. Wait right here.

  boopityboppity  |  11

That would probably be because I haven't been here for a while. It seems to be a problem — some people here don't seem to know who I am.
Anyway, I still don't understand your sentence.

  rohosoccer08  |  1

I don't see the prob, sure he may laugh, but big deal... my husband makes fun of me for random singing and dancing butbi do it and like hope it makes my son laugh... plus i love to go to the kareoke bar so it's a normal occurance for me

  seanreddog  |  4

I bet you feel
Like a virgin (at first comments)
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin (at first comments)
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

  Vanessaxx  |  0

please donor disrespect eminem<3
and lill wayne and weezy are the same people lmfao.
listen to their new songss.
espically eminemss. there really good.<3(:

  Vanessaxx  |  0

yeahh. google it.
my favorite part of my favorite song!;;

sitting nude in my living room
it's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube?
maybe they'll show some boobs
switch every channel until I find Hannah montanna
and take out the aloe and lanalin
bust all over the wall pannel-in
every candle lit on the mantle-in

  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

It looks like your finger is in the trigger well, which is trigger discipline. And it doesn't matter that the pistol magazine is empty and it's pointed at a wall. It's rule number one, a gun is not a toy... Jesus dude, that's how people get shot. You know how many times I've heard about that? So many people get shot because they're fucking with a pistol, and have their finger inside the trigger well. That shit is so fucking stupid, and it makes you look like a dumbass.

  FuckMyLife195  |  0

I did the EXACT same
thing last night when a guy I'm seeing showed up in my back yard while I was singing it infront of the sliding glass door in my undies and a small t-shirt while on the phone. he laughed so hard. it's not that bad OP, laugh right along
with him.

  TaylorTotsYumm  |  10


That's something I would do OP, but not singing a Madonna song.

This site really needs a "stop complaining" vote button.


76- that is a common problem with rap and hop-hop. try listening to KiD CuDi or B.o.B, they actually rap about wholesome subjects. not that eminem doesn't rap about wholesome subjects *Kim ;-)* but he raps about his life, not just bitches and money or rim size, and I think eminem's music has drawn so many people because of that.


49- hardcore kicks ass! Underoath FTW
-also attack attack, bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada, we came as Romans, job for a cowboy, parkway drive, I see stars, all of them also win as well