Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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selenesixx 15
Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.
Raekwon_fml 8
Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.
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Comments (88)
RedCronos 17
Some people need a good slap to the face. I've seen stuff like that happen. frustrates me why people feel the need to act so uncivil.
Dexter83_fml 17
I'm sure the restaurant has cctv op. Please follow up tell us what happened
Levvy 22
Yyyyyeah, she's wrong. Juries, judges, lawyers and prosecutors put a lot of weight in witness testimony. In fact, possibly too much, if the various witnesses who've pointed cases to the wrong culprit are any indication, but in this case (since I really doubt you're mistaken or lying), it's a good thing.
pandemonium307 10
If she sues let the restaurants legal people handle it. They will put a stop to her nonsense, I'm sure the local health department has a "safe limit" for hairs and other things found in food at a restaurant before they deem it unsafe. She will have the burden of proof not you or your company.
Sathane 21
Thank her for the "evidence" and tell her it will be submitted for DNA testing. Also tell her that fraud is punishable with jail time.
Enkeria 30
Tell her that she's on camera. She'll back off. I've had to do that to someone at Wendy's.
jazalea8 16
Tell her there are cameras and they got her of recorded camera.
interesting33 37
What the heck - is it possible to sort of blacklist these people (legally) if you have proof of them doing it?
mezochan 29
I'm in Ohio (like OP) and on my Facebook someone was making a huge deal and sharing a picture of a Big Mac with practically a wad of hair in it from a local McDonald's. I wonder if it's the same one... Highly doubt it, but it does make me curious.
protoskore 27
Point up and say "think they'll believe footage from the hidden security cams?"