Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
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Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
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Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
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selenesixx 15
Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.
Raekwon_fml 8
Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.
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Comments (88)
M3DO 24
Call a lawyer, get a DNA extract and sue back
igive 29
Take the plate with the hair from her, along with the glass. Tell her you'll have them DNA tested if she sues.
Raekwon_fml 8
Just to clear this up, the only thing she can sue for is negligence. Negligence has four elements: (1) duty, (2) breach of that duty, (3) causation - both actual and proximate, and (4) damages. Causation is suspect here as well because it's clear she was the cause of the issue but it's still a he-said-she-said situation (the court wouldn't care that you're young btw). Regardless, there are likely no damages from simply finding a hair in your food unless she can prove it caused some sort of psycological problem that manifested into physical symptoms.
Nabexis 9
Not to mention there's likely security footage in the restaurant of her plucking her own hair and then putting it in her food.
Miss_Chevious 37
Slytherins approve.
Kitouran 30
No, we don't.
crazymentalblond 25
I don't know which Slytherins you're speaking for but, the majority of us do not approve of this behavior. You sure you're not speaking for Peeves?
LauraAreias 10
Let her sue your work place. A dna test will solve it
DoomSkuller 28
Hair in food is so common it's just not something that can be sued for
Joshawott 21
Did they believe you though? I need a follow-up OP!
Mooglefox 24
Why would she be suing you in the first place?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
A desperate attempt to get money and/or a free meal.
hardcorefan16 22
What anyone will do for money these days. Smh.
bandaidstations 28
I had this happen too. Except it was a man who finished the entire plate and then wound his hair around his fork. He really won my manager over when he got up and was screaming and swearing in the face of a 17yr old girl.