By motherlessbride - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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