Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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Top comments
selenesixx 15
Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.
Raekwon_fml 8
Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.
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Comments (88)
caspertink 17
That's like the Wendy's incident of the finger in the chili. Lady used one off her dead relative and tried to sue. Anyway, unfortunately places usually replace to avoid a scene
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Hair today, you're gone tomorrow.
James8467 5
Man, I feel bad for you, no offense but working at a fast food restaurant isn't the most glamorous thing to do, and then you get assholes like her who just try to make it worse for you.
DestinyKing 13
There are more than one FML just like this. I thought they don't do FML's that are the same as ones previously submitted.
Leauge 13
Op if the hair was on top not in the food and she took pictures of it, the lawsuit would be frivolous.
Kers3054 16
If your superior doesn't believe you, then you need to leave. It's one thing if you didn't see it and offered to give a refund, but you saw it and should refuse to give one and your boss should back you up.
stevenbro 6
If she is falsely seeking monetary damages from something she in fact caused I would think that could be viewed as extortion. In that case she would find herself in very hot water.
ThrottleJockey 36
One of the many reasons I don't miss working in food service.
ThatLoneIyGuy 8
If you were able to see her do it no doubt a security camera would have picked it up as well. Let her stupid ass file a lawsuit.
LoZelda123 20
then tell her "no but they might believe the security cameras."