Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Assume the worst, huh?
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
The cliché is true
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Drama
Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML
Hair-raising
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
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selenesixx 15
Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.
Raekwon_fml 8
Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.
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scottishoatmeal 22
I hate un honest people like that
videogames4life 10
Were there no cameras in this restaurant?
CyndiHouse3 5
I had almost the exact same thing happen to at my old job, and when I confronted her about it, she tried to deny it and asked to speak to my manager, and my district manager who also saw her do it, when up to her and the lady tried to make it out like it was my hair, when I'm a bruneete and the hair was blonde, and no one else I was working with had blonde hair, and she left all huffy. She never came back. Lol
nameisname 12
To bad there were no cameras. She's a gold digger but to lazy to find a rich man.
amazed_71 14
people like her aren't worth the waste of your time. report her. if they believe you, GREAT! however, they may still have to comp something as even your supervisor can't prove it.
exos_blackpearl 10
Good that we have DNA testing in this day and age.
cooljoe22619 2
what about the cameras she should have been on there red handed
sulaymanf 5
Actually they WILL believe you, because this happens all the time.
zombrie20 5
I can't believe people say you deserve this. I once worked in fast food and a lady lost her phone and she accused me of stealing it because I happen to be sweeping the lobby. My manager went to watch the cameras and she set it down by the soda machine and some man took it. She didn't even apologize after watching the video herself
ndaguanno 17
At that point you get your "manager" and have them deal with it.